Dr. Gordon Freeman (
trustycrowbar) wrote in
smash_logs2015-03-14 02:45 pm
Entry tags:
Pi the Way...
Who: Everyone
What: Pi Day
Where: Cafeteria
When: March 14th
Warnings: Math jokes
[Oh hey, look, it's Gordon on that video post!]
Faculty and students, a quick message just to say happy Pi Day to everyone!
In honor of the day, I've had some pies brought in from a bakery called the Sugared Sweetroll, over in the city. Should be enough for an entire waveform or two! [Ahahah... hah.] Uh, anyway, there should be something for everyone by the time lunchtime comes around. Enjoy, everyone.
[Action]
[As he says, Nancy is offering slices of honest-to-miyamoto bakery pie along with lunch; everything from apple to key lime to mincemeat (for the adventurous types). Unfortunately, contracting a bakery run by an old wizard has its consequences; the pies contain potions that alter base stats: strength, fortitude, intelligence, etc. So that slice of cherry pie might suddenly make you a GENIUS, or a weakling, for a few hours. Oops.]
What: Pi Day
Where: Cafeteria
When: March 14th
Warnings: Math jokes
[Oh hey, look, it's Gordon on that video post!]
Faculty and students, a quick message just to say happy Pi Day to everyone!
In honor of the day, I've had some pies brought in from a bakery called the Sugared Sweetroll, over in the city. Should be enough for an entire waveform or two! [Ahahah... hah.] Uh, anyway, there should be something for everyone by the time lunchtime comes around. Enjoy, everyone.
[Action]
[As he says, Nancy is offering slices of honest-to-miyamoto bakery pie along with lunch; everything from apple to key lime to mincemeat (for the adventurous types). Unfortunately, contracting a bakery run by an old wizard has its consequences; the pies contain potions that alter base stats: strength, fortitude, intelligence, etc. So that slice of cherry pie might suddenly make you a GENIUS, or a weakling, for a few hours. Oops.]

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Hmm? Oh, my, what's going on in here?
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unresolved sexual tensionworry that he may have his face sucked off again after the mistletoe incident--colliding and neutralizing themselves. Ultimately a small half-smile of goodwill wins out.]It's Pi Day, so I had some pies brought in. It's a... little joke among physicists. Engineers and mathematicians too.
[He's certain Eggman has mentioned something of it himself. However, now's not the time to mention him.]
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[Sorry, Gordon, you tried to be considerate, but she's tearing up anyway.]
O-oh, pardon me, this is so embarassing.
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I'm sorry, Flurrie. I, err, didn't mean for that to upset you.
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Don't worry a minute about it, dahling. It's been a rather rough couple of weeks, you know.
[She is being such a downer she's annoying herself. Flurrie clears her throat loudly to change the subject.]
You know what would be lovely right about now? A slice of one of these marvelous-looking pies!
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Let me see what I can do about that.
[He gets up and heads for the counter. a minute later he returns, with a slice each of key lime and apple, plus two more cups of coffee with various fixings.]
Take your pick, either one. Also some coffee to go with it... These came from a bakery in town. Actually I'm surprised he could come up with so many at once. [He quietly reflects on this for a second, then dismisses it with a wave.] He must've already had extra, or something.