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are we in a magical fairy tale land?
Who: Clear && YOU!
What: A meteor crashes into the academy and brings along with it... life. Is it an alien?!
Where: The woods just outside of campus grounds.
When: March 7th, late at night.
Warnings: Depends on who joins in! It's Clear, though, so this may be a wild ride.
So began the journey of one android incubated inside of an asteroid of minute proportions. ( Compared to other asteroids, at least. We don't need to almost burn the whole forest down. AGAIN. ) A state of sleep induced into his robotic body — how did Crazy Hand even know to do that? — he hurtled for solid ground at rapid speed, energy of unknown substance and power encasing the hunk of space rock to prevent too much outside damage. ( Honestly, it just prevented a fire. Who cared about whatever else it did? ) Eyes fluttered open just before collision, confused and dazed, for he'd hardly even recalled boarding the craft, yet here he was at top speed.
CRASH!
"Wah—!" Plop. A lump of... someone rolled out of an implanted hatch, landing in a crumpled heap on the grass. With animals scattering and screaming for their lives, the scene was total havoc, yet Clear lied in its midst, face-down and befuddled.
What just happened? Who was this guy, moaning and groaning on the floor? Why was he hardly injured from such a rough ride? Was that an orange on his head? Where did that come from? Flyers for Flat Zone Building Services on the ground? What was this?
This probably... needed to be investigated. Are you a bad enough dude to take that chance and approach the weird alien gas mask guy?
( IMPORTANT NOTE that there will not be separate threads for this log! Considering the circumstances, this will be a multiple person log with whoever wants to investigate, run into each other, and ultimately aid and/or kick the robot in the shin. All events will happen as one expanse of time. For that reason, I recommend tracking the thread if you post! Track it! Press the little box up there! It's a nice box! )
What: A meteor crashes into the academy and brings along with it... life. Is it an alien?!
Where: The woods just outside of campus grounds.
When: March 7th, late at night.
Warnings: Depends on who joins in! It's Clear, though, so this may be a wild ride.
CC: crystalclear@platinumjail.org From: xxx@xxx.xxx Subject: Wondrous meteor Krazy Kruise package! MSG: HELLO HELLO! For some reason unknown to neither man nor animal, maybe even the manimals, you are our very first participant in the KRAZY KRUISE ORDER PACKAGE to Smashing Academy Terrorization Institute! Terrorizing all of mankind with strange doodads and billybobs and whatever you can imagine! Harmless terrorizing, I promise. Most of the time. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Look what we have planned for you! ● A ONE-WAY TICKET TO FINAL DESTINATION CITY BY METEOR! Impress your friends and family with the travel ticket of a LIFETIME! ● FREE TUITION PAYMENTS FOR LIFE! (We kind of already have that anyway, but it's still REALLY COOL.) ● FREE FOOD. FREE HOUSING. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE. OF COURSE I DON'T! ● ACTUALLY, we can give you a free pet upon arrival. Very rotund, very orange, so much yes, and so little size. ● LEARN HOW TO MAKE SMOOTHIES AND APPRECIATE GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE, maybe learn how to destroy things in the meantime. ● ... AND SO MUCH MORE! What are you waiting for?! I DON'T KNOW, BUT I KNOW WE'RE WAITING. Waiting for you. Touching you... touching me... touching you...
So began the journey of one android incubated inside of an asteroid of minute proportions. ( Compared to other asteroids, at least. We don't need to almost burn the whole forest down. AGAIN. ) A state of sleep induced into his robotic body — how did Crazy Hand even know to do that? — he hurtled for solid ground at rapid speed, energy of unknown substance and power encasing the hunk of space rock to prevent too much outside damage. ( Honestly, it just prevented a fire. Who cared about whatever else it did? ) Eyes fluttered open just before collision, confused and dazed, for he'd hardly even recalled boarding the craft, yet here he was at top speed.
CRASH!
"Wah—!" Plop. A lump of... someone rolled out of an implanted hatch, landing in a crumpled heap on the grass. With animals scattering and screaming for their lives, the scene was total havoc, yet Clear lied in its midst, face-down and befuddled.
What just happened? Who was this guy, moaning and groaning on the floor? Why was he hardly injured from such a rough ride? Was that an orange on his head? Where did that come from? Flyers for Flat Zone Building Services on the ground? What was this?
This probably... needed to be investigated. Are you a bad enough dude to take that chance and approach the weird alien gas mask guy?
( IMPORTANT NOTE that there will not be separate threads for this log! Considering the circumstances, this will be a multiple person log with whoever wants to investigate, run into each other, and ultimately aid and/or kick the robot in the shin. All events will happen as one expanse of time. For that reason, I recommend tracking the thread if you post! Track it! Press the little box up there! It's a nice box! )
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