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ク リ ァ ([personal profile] alouest) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2015-03-07 02:24 pm

are we in a magical fairy tale land?

Who: Clear && YOU!
What: A meteor crashes into the academy and brings along with it... life. Is it an alien?!
Where: The woods just outside of campus grounds.
When: March 7th, late at night.
Warnings: Depends on who joins in! It's Clear, though, so this may be a wild ride.

CC: crystalclear@platinumjail.org
From: xxx@xxx.xxx
Subject: Wondrous meteor Krazy Kruise package!

MSG: HELLO HELLO!
For some reason unknown to neither man nor animal, maybe even the manimals, you are our very first participant in the KRAZY KRUISE ORDER PACKAGE to Smashing Academy Terrorization Institute! Terrorizing all of mankind with strange doodads and billybobs and whatever you can imagine! Harmless terrorizing, I promise. Most of the time.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Look what we have planned for you!

● A ONE-WAY TICKET TO FINAL DESTINATION CITY BY METEOR! Impress your friends and family with the travel ticket of a LIFETIME!
● FREE TUITION PAYMENTS FOR LIFE! (We kind of already have that anyway, but it's still REALLY COOL.)
● FREE FOOD. FREE HOUSING. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE. OF COURSE I DON'T!
● ACTUALLY, we can give you a free pet upon arrival. Very rotund, very orange, so much yes, and so little size.
● LEARN HOW TO MAKE SMOOTHIES AND APPRECIATE GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE, maybe learn how to destroy things in the meantime.
● ... AND SO MUCH MORE!

What are you waiting for?! I DON'T KNOW, BUT I KNOW WE'RE WAITING. Waiting for you. Touching you... touching me... touching you...


So began the journey of one android incubated inside of an asteroid of minute proportions. ( Compared to other asteroids, at least. We don't need to almost burn the whole forest down. AGAIN. ) A state of sleep induced into his robotic body — how did Crazy Hand even know to do that? — he hurtled for solid ground at rapid speed, energy of unknown substance and power encasing the hunk of space rock to prevent too much outside damage. ( Honestly, it just prevented a fire. Who cared about whatever else it did? ) Eyes fluttered open just before collision, confused and dazed, for he'd hardly even recalled boarding the craft, yet here he was at top speed.

CRASH!

"Wah—!" Plop. A lump of... someone rolled out of an implanted hatch, landing in a crumpled heap on the grass. With animals scattering and screaming for their lives, the scene was total havoc, yet Clear lied in its midst, face-down and befuddled.

What just happened? Who was this guy, moaning and groaning on the floor? Why was he hardly injured from such a rough ride? Was that an orange on his head? Where did that come from? Flyers for Flat Zone Building Services on the ground? What was this?

This probably... needed to be investigated. Are you a bad enough dude to take that chance and approach the weird alien gas mask guy?

( IMPORTANT NOTE that there will not be separate threads for this log! Considering the circumstances, this will be a multiple person log with whoever wants to investigate, run into each other, and ultimately aid and/or kick the robot in the shin. All events will happen as one expanse of time. For that reason, I recommend tracking the thread if you post! Track it! Press the little box up there! It's a nice box! )
punchtheflute: (snorlax - whats that up there)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-08 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes? Sonny Moe just liked to sleep outside.

Well, truthfully, being on the Egg Carrier as it was going down had not been a super awesome experience for him. In fact, nothing about that day had been great. And he was taking some time out to be by himself and alone with his thoughts to work through it all. Plus he had a huge stash of non-perishable food items hidden under a stump out here. What more of a reason did he need to take a night away from the school and sleep under the stars?

A Pokéflute was the easiest way to wake a sleeping Snorlax. Any ten year old from Kanto can tell you that. A slightly less known method for waking them is an asteroid of any size brutally ploughing the ground nearby. Sonny, already dreaming about flames and screaming metal and large things falling from the heavens, was none too happy to find that at least some of that was going on in the world of the waking as well. He awoke with a startled bellow, jumped onto his feet (Further abusing poor Mother Earth with the rapid shifting of his massive bulk.) and almost ran away. Almost. BUT WAIT.

Was that a guy spilling out of the space-rock? Wait, almost as importantly, did he bring an orange!?

Enquiring stomachs minds had to know.

He scooched forward along the grass, ready to bolt if more asteroids became apparent on the horizon, and sniffed at this boy's light hair.
punchtheflute: (snorlax - omnomnom apples)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-08 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
Whoa - this guy was kind of a scaredy Meowth, huh? Sonny figured that maybe they didn't have Snorlaxes in space. He rolled back on his haunches and planted his butt into the grass at the edge of the impact crater. He watched as Clear picked up a stick and waved it at him. Man, did he really think a little stick like that would keep him safe? It wasn't like he was a Farfetch'd with a Leek or anything!

And what was that on his face? It reminded Sonny of a gas mask, like he'd seen on TV. Maybe it was, maybe it was something else. But it made the other guy's face hard to see. Maybe he was an alien and he couldn't breathe in Earth's oxygen rich atmosphere?

But there was time for boring stuff like that, later. The Snorlax leaned over and scooped up the orange.

"Lax-lax?"

Hello! Are you going to eat this?

Probably not, because then he'd have to take off the gas mask and expose himself to Earth's oxygen. Oh, and microbes!
punchtheflute: (Human - cheesy grins)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-08 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Orange-San?

Sonny looked the fruit over before shrugging his huge, round shoulders and very carefully setting it down in front of Clear. He didn't want to hurt it, if it had a name and this guy was worried about it. That would be mean just for the sake of being mean. He could live without an orange.

For now.

He smiled toothily at Clear before yawning widely. Now that he was a little more awake, he was starting to think more rationally. He should probably turn into a Human and check to make sure that there were no serious injuries sustained by this light haired star child.

POMPF!

"Hello!"

Suddenly: A Man.
punchtheflute: (Human - monochromatic grins)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-09 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
"An orange is kind of a funny pet to have!" Sonny commented. "But that's OK - I'm not going to eat him! Promise!"

Well, Clear seemed to be up and around. And he wasn't on fire or bleeding or cradling a broken arm or even really upset about having crash landed in an asteroid. He must be some kind of space hero or something! An astronaut for whom this sort of thing was an everyday occurrence.

"I was going to ask if you were doing OK, but it looks like you're just fine, right? If you need me to, I can take you to see the nurse, though. Oh, and my name is Sonny Moe!"

He extended a hand for the other boy to shake.
punchtheflute: (human - super happy)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-12 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sonny watched Clear bow and wondered if he should do the same. He tried it and didn't quite make it as low as the android - he had a bit more tummy in the way than Clear did, obviously. Still. It was a good-faith effort.

"I'm so glad you're OK, Clear!" he replied, watching the other boy do a twirl. "I was worried! I didn't know anyone could fall out of the sky in a rock and not get hurt. Did it have a really good air-bag or something?"

Either that, or maybe Clear was just way stronger than he looked. That was a possibility, too.

"Even if you don't need to go to the nurse, maybe you should come to the school? We could at least find you somewhere to stay for the night so you won't have to sleep in the woods? Or is there somewhere in the city you want to go? Are you an alien???"

That last one was asked with all the curiosity he'd thus far kept in check.
punchtheflute: (Human - Mantage)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-13 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Noooo! Alien isn't the name of a person? Alien means that you're someone from another planet! You know, a person from space? I just wondered because you came down in a big rock. Like an asteroid or meteor or something."

A hunk of space rock was hardly the Starship Enterprise or whatever, but still.

"Smash Academy is the place I was going to show you! Really? You're only a little tiny bit off course - this is the woods out back!" he said, gesturing around at the trees that surrounded them. "Lots of people from the school like to come here and look around and stuff. The school is only a short walk away!"
punchtheflute: (Human - laugh)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh! I've heard of Japan! I have friends from there! I'll have to make sure to introduce you to them, OK?" he said, happy to know that Clear would have something in common with at least a few other students and some of the teachers, too.

"Me, though? I'm from a place called Kanto! It's a region that's filled with Pokémon! I don't know if you've heard of Pokémon before, but we're all over the school! I'm a kind of Pokémon called a Snorlax, and that's why I looked big and fuzzy when you first saw me. I should say, I'm sorry for spooking you!"
punchtheflute: (Human - sorta sleepy)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-16 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, they aren't all like me!" Sonny replied. He didn't want to give Clear any false hopes. "Pokémon are like any other creature. You find all kinds! Some are very friendly and sweet and some aren't. Most of the ones I know are really nice, though, so don't be too worried, OK?"

If Clear took Pokémon studies, eventually he'd have to meet Char. Char was.... not the sweetest Pokémon that ever existed. His attitudes had mellowed a little bit since the old days (At least, in Sonny's estimation.) but still. He could be a burr.

"It's OK! I really didn't mean to scare you - but don't worry too much! That stick wouldn't of hurt me much so it's fine! And I would never eat a person, so, don't be scared of that either. I don't know any Pokémon who eat people!"

Which didn't mean that such things didn't exist. Just that he didn't know any personally. (Even Char on his worst days would probably stop long before straight-up

"...then again I don't think I ever heard of a dog doing that either?" eating a man.)
punchtheflute: (Human - Mantage)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-18 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you know what I'm going to do?" said Sonny, placing a hand gently on Clear's shoulder. "I'm going to introduce you to my good friend Jock! He's a big dog, but he's really, really friendly! Well, he's a dog Pokémon. He's big and orange and fluffy? And he loves to be pet and hugged, and I can teach you how to play fetch with him! And I promise he won't bark at you or eat you!"

Sonny had been barked at by plenty of dogs. And they had every right to do so, so far as Sonny figured. Any creature had the right to tell you when you were getting too close to their territory for comfort! But he'd never been afraid of being eaten.

If anything, the dogs should have had that fear themselves.

"He's just one of the people at school I bet I can help you make friends with!"
punchtheflute: (Human - friendly)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-20 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
"He won't eat you, I promise!" Sonny replied with a grin. He hoped that Jock wouldn't prove him wrong, either. Not that he doubted his friend. He DID however doubt the school, sometimes. It could be pretty whacked out and who knew if Jock would be hit with a sudden cannibalism curse from eating a poisoned pastry tomorrow?

...Sonny knocked on a tree and made a wish.

"Anyway, let's walk to the school and I'll show you around!"
punchtheflute: (Human - snacks and joy)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-22 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm not rigid at all!" Sonny replied with a chuckle. "Mostly? Because I'm a Snorlax. So, I have to sleep and eat a lot. Sometimes, I get hungry or tired really easily so I have to take a nap or eat a snack to stay healthy. But the school is pretty good about things like routines? Classes start in the morning, end in the afternoon, and curfew is eleven at night!"

On second thought.... that was pretty broad, huh? He should be more specific.

"There's also morning recess, lunch and afternoon recess. So, we get a lot of meal breaks. I'll introduce you to Nancy, too! He's the lunch bear!"
punchtheflute: (Human - monochromatic grins)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-25 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
"He's a kind of Pokémon called an Ursaring!" Sonny clarified. "So, kiiiiind of like a teddybear! But with big claws and teeth! Oh, and he has a laser eye. I don't know why? That's not a normal thing for an Ursaring to have."

One day, he'd ask about that.

"But Nancy makes the BEST chili! And he makes tater tots a lot, and pizza and salad! There's always lots of jello cups and milk and sometimes he makes a bunch of little sandwiches!!!"

Oh. Man. Sonny was so hungry, now.

"....would you like me to show you the cafeteria first?" he asked, unable to hide the hopeful tone in his voice.
punchtheflute: (Human - laugh)

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-03-28 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, no no! It's OK!" Sonny said, waving his hands at Clear "You don't have to pay! The food is all provided to me, and I can get plenty of extra for you so it's fine! You don't need to use your... Yen at all!"

....it felt weird saying Yen without Poké in front of it.

"The school gets a lot of stuff for us for free, because we help protect the city when bad stuff happens. It's a fighting school and it trains us to be saviors of the town and our own worlds! It's pretty neat!!!"

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