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tank_rockarms ([personal profile] tank_rockarms) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2015-02-05 09:51 pm

Max's Powerlifting Competition: It's Happening. It's Already Here.

Who: Max, Powerlifters, Spectators
What: A Powerlifting Competition
Where: The Weight Room
When: Saturday, Feb. 7th
Warnings: I make no promises about anything that transpires.



The Saturday of the Powerlifting competition was finally here. Max had prepared for it with his utmost. There was a station where competitors would sign in, a station for competitors to sign in, a station for competitors to get their free t-shirt, a station for competitors to get protein bars and electrolyte beverages, three squat racks set up for use, three deadlifting platforms, and three bench press stations, all waiting to be used.



It was beautiful. Life was beautiful. Lifting was beautiful. Everything was beautiful.

((There are five weight classes which had actual amounts of weight attached to them but which, for the purposes of this log, are heretofore referred to as:
1. Small Child (aka Featherweight)
2. What Should Pass For Normal Woman (aka Lightweight)
3. What Should Pass For Normal Dude (aka Welterweight)
4. Bara Dad (aka Middleweight)
5. Character Chris Plays. (aka Heavyweight)
This isn't to say that a male character cannot be in the second tier, or a female character in another tier, these are just to give ideas. Little Mac might be in the second tier. Hagakure would be in the third, even though he is technically a Character Chris Plays. You get the idea.

In the 'competition' thread if you could kindly rate your character on two criteria (Strengt/raw power and Weightlifting Practice/knowledge of form), with a 1 being 'poor/untrained' and 5 being 'expert level' I'm going to use a d6 dice rolling system to figure out how well your character lifts, based on how many ranks they have in these categories. Yes, I'm a nerd, thank you.


Scale:


You're all beautiful people, and I love you.))
punchtheflute: (Human - friendly)

Re: Check In

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-02-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, it's OK! The sandwiches have pastrami, ham, turkey and roast beef on them! And cheese! And egg!"

So, you know. Varied sources of protein.

"Plus, I'll eat some of your protein bars and cookies as well as my apples."

Yeah, Max, you're awful, but Sonny loves you anyway.
punchtheflute: (Human - Hugging)

Re: Check In

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-02-10 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
"I will, Max!"

Max, you get a bro-hug. Because Sonny just loves you so much.
punchtheflute: (Human - Hugging)

Re: Check In

[personal profile] punchtheflute 2015-02-11 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Sonny's Bro based hugging style is kind of more like a regular hug from a regular person who actually isn't thinking about the possibility of accidentally smooshing his Shame Branch against anyone else's Bits and/or Pieces.

So, essentially, he hugs with the loving abandon of a child.