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smash_logs2014-10-12 03:53 pm
raced_god) wrote in smash_logs2014-10-12 03:53 pm
she drives me crazy
Who: YOU
What: Autoshap
When: Same Autoshop Time
Where: Same Autoshop Place
Warnings: Same Autoshop Channel also Falcon is probably going to pull a gun at some point during this class.
[The Smash Academy Autoshop is state of the art, a large, cavernous garage with room for multiple vehicles and projects, work benches and dry-erase boards, tool chests, a bay door that opens to the parking lot, and a lounge-type area that serves as the actual classroom. It is also incredibly clean and organized. WHOEVER RUNS THIS PLACE IS REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT.
The guy who runs this place is wearing a giant pair of sunglasses (indoors) and currently has his feet up on his desk, paying absolutely no attention to students who may or may not be entering, because Indeterminate Racing Magazine Monthly is way too enthralling. At least he is on time. Maybe a little hung over? Who knows? Probably that is the case, though.
Falcon gets up when the bell rings, and gets right down to distributing papers.]
Name, grade level, and date on the sheet.
Autoshop is largely an independent study class. We'll be doing some 'how it works'-type theory and demonstrations for those of you who are really new to this, but generally I think this is the kind of thing that requires us to get hands-on. If you have some kind of mechanical project, feel free to work on it here. If there's something you want to work on, but don't exactly know how to get started, this is also the place for that.
[Doesn't that look fun.]
This is your basic internal combustion engine. It's primitive, but it's the standard around here, so that's what we're starting with. I'm not grading this; I just want to see what kind of collective vocabulary we're working with.
[Super fun.]
If you're really clueless, there's a word bank. Take your best guess. For those of you who at least have some working knowledge of mechanics, I'll give a point of extra credit for each word whose function you correctly define on the back of the sheet.
[There he goes. Back to the desk. Looking kind of hung over. He's probably hung over.]
Fifteen minutes. Afterward we'll go over the answers and discuss projects. Get to it.
What: Autoshap
When: Same Autoshop Time
Where: Same Autoshop Place
Warnings: Same Autoshop Channel also Falcon is probably going to pull a gun at some point during this class.
[The Smash Academy Autoshop is state of the art, a large, cavernous garage with room for multiple vehicles and projects, work benches and dry-erase boards, tool chests, a bay door that opens to the parking lot, and a lounge-type area that serves as the actual classroom. It is also incredibly clean and organized. WHOEVER RUNS THIS PLACE IS REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT IT.
The guy who runs this place is wearing a giant pair of sunglasses (indoors) and currently has his feet up on his desk, paying absolutely no attention to students who may or may not be entering, because Indeterminate Racing Magazine Monthly is way too enthralling. At least he is on time. Maybe a little hung over? Who knows? Probably that is the case, though.
Falcon gets up when the bell rings, and gets right down to distributing papers.]
Name, grade level, and date on the sheet.
Autoshop is largely an independent study class. We'll be doing some 'how it works'-type theory and demonstrations for those of you who are really new to this, but generally I think this is the kind of thing that requires us to get hands-on. If you have some kind of mechanical project, feel free to work on it here. If there's something you want to work on, but don't exactly know how to get started, this is also the place for that.
[Doesn't that look fun.]
This is your basic internal combustion engine. It's primitive, but it's the standard around here, so that's what we're starting with. I'm not grading this; I just want to see what kind of collective vocabulary we're working with.
[Super fun.]
If you're really clueless, there's a word bank. Take your best guess. For those of you who at least have some working knowledge of mechanics, I'll give a point of extra credit for each word whose function you correctly define on the back of the sheet.
[There he goes. Back to the desk. Looking kind of hung over. He's probably hung over.]
Fifteen minutes. Afterward we'll go over the answers and discuss projects. Get to it.
no subject
no subject
I want you to get out of my way and go back to your desk.
no subject
Oh. Okay.
::And now Jock is sad because he wants everyone to be happy and everyone is still upset. He slumps back over to his desk and flops his head down on top of it and stares at FalconDum and FalconDee::
no subject
What the hell was that?
[His legs were pretty big. And awesome. Then he gesticulates in Jock's general whimpering direction.]
What the hell was this?
[Then to Master Hand, still in the doorway.]
HE TOTALLY STARTED IT.
no subject
[Not that there's going to be a next time, because Master Hand is still wordlessly looming at the entrance of the room, not bothering to respond to Blood's exclamation that Falcon started it. He's always vaguely unsettled when the helmet comes off, and right now is no exception.
Falcon casts a quick glance at Master Hand.]
Everyone back to their seats.
no subject
::Grump.::