"Anybody can get you a stand mixer," said Max. "But, imagine some snot-nosed kid walkin' into your pokemon gym with a, a, a caterpie and a bubbleturtle and he tries to challenge you and you rip your shirt off and you say 'Beatin' me's gonna be BROCK HARD, 'cause my pokemon are as chiseled as I am' and then you put rock snake guy on your back and you squat him a couple times."

Max was working himself up just imagining it.

"Kid probably pees his pants and runs out to get a new pair of comfy shorts. Tentacle-guy wants to see that," said Max, appealing to Tentacle-guy.