"Actually, I believe I said I had these handed out to all faculty and students as a means of equality and stated that we should set an example by being responsible, otherwise we could not expect our students to be responsible." An accurate truth.

"I already said you could think as you will. I am not going to stop you, Falcon. If you sleep better at night saying one thing over another, then do so. Unless you have something else you want to say that is more than simple argumentative wording, then I have more people to see."