"The insects that were devouring electricity had gotten into your casing; when I went to run a diagnostic to see if you had been in any way damaged, as Vianca had originally told me you were dead, I discovered that your OS, Aperture Casement 199X "Oriel", was so old that it couldn't interface with any of my diagnostic software, and I pride myself on having an accessible and versatile set of tools. So, I upgraded you to OS DX MaveR.O.B.S., set up a partition, and installed Aperture Casement 199X "Oriel" on the other half of the partition, so that I could run a diagnostic and make sure that nothing had been harmed; nothing had been, but I couldn't know it without upgrading your OS."

Apple Kid continued his explanation. "You're still running Oriel. You're just also running MaveR.O.B.S. It will allow you to get new updates if you want; you really are very open to hackers on Oriel."