"I'll certainly let you know." he replied, more out of gratitude for the gift than a desire to discuss anything overly intimate. Frankly, he'd not know where to start with that.

...hopefully they were just normal, everyday lotions. Not this school's brand of crazy. With this place's track record he could just see them changing the color of whatever they were applied to or causing things to fall off or turn into chickens or something.

"Other than giving gifts, how's your evening progressing?"