"Dude, it's not phony, and it's not a children's card game, and you need to calm down, dude. Listen, I want to be wrong for this one. I really, really want to be wrong for this one. I hope I'm wrong. You've got a 70% chance of me being wrong. Just. Just think about that. I'm not going to go around telling 'Hina what I told you," because that would be free fortunetelling, and he'd given away too much of that of late, "and I'm not going to tell anybody else what I told you, dude. If you can't trust your psychic, who can you trust, right?"

That sounds reasonable.