And so Hagakure flipped them over one by one, in the order in which they were tapped.
"The Knight of Swords, a young adult who is direct and authoritative, but who can sometimes be overbearing," here Hagakure looked blandly up at Ishimaru. "And... The Knight of Wands, a young adult who is charming and confident, but who can also be a little foolish or make bad choices." He looked up at Ishimaru again. That could be several people he knew.
He flipped over the next card. "The Lovers, woah," said Hagakure, looking up at Ishimaru, and back at the card, then back to Ishimaru, and back to the card again, "Being in a relationship," he said simply. There's a pair of naked people on the card, it's pretty clear what sort of relationship it is.
He flipped over the next card. "The Tower. Sudden change." He moved his hand over to the final card and flipped it over, "the Two of Swords, dude," he said, as if that meant something to anyone other than himself. "Emotional blockage, stalemate, dude," and then it hit him. It all came rushing in, and grabbed a hold of Ishimaru's shoulders and stared deep into his giant, disturbingly red eyes.
"The red's not punch, dude, it's Hina's dress! You get disappointed by Hina's dress! Or not the dress, but the not the dress! The not the dress!" he said again, as if that would make it any clearer. "You and 'Hina are going to go have sex after the dance tonight, but at the last minute, chicken out! You'll go to one of your rooms and talk about having sex, and then not have sex!"
Was anybody listening to this conversation? "Dude, I'm so sorry for you."
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"The Knight of Swords, a young adult who is direct and authoritative, but who can sometimes be overbearing," here Hagakure looked blandly up at Ishimaru. "And... The Knight of Wands, a young adult who is charming and confident, but who can also be a little foolish or make bad choices." He looked up at Ishimaru again. That could be several people he knew.
He flipped over the next card. "The Lovers, woah," said Hagakure, looking up at Ishimaru, and back at the card, then back to Ishimaru, and back to the card again, "Being in a relationship," he said simply. There's a pair of naked people on the card, it's pretty clear what sort of relationship it is.
He flipped over the next card. "The Tower. Sudden change." He moved his hand over to the final card and flipped it over, "the Two of Swords, dude," he said, as if that meant something to anyone other than himself. "Emotional blockage, stalemate, dude," and then it hit him. It all came rushing in, and grabbed a hold of Ishimaru's shoulders and stared deep into his giant, disturbingly red eyes.
"The red's not punch, dude, it's Hina's dress! You get disappointed by Hina's dress! Or not the dress, but the not the dress! The not the dress!" he said again, as if that would make it any clearer. "You and 'Hina are going to go have sex after the dance tonight, but at the last minute, chicken out! You'll go to one of your rooms and talk about having sex, and then not have sex!"
Was anybody listening to this conversation? "Dude, I'm so sorry for you."