He would be having fun, if that were possible. But it was not. It was not possible to have fun. Because Green was supposed to be here on a date with Blue. And therefore, there could be no fun. There could be only staring at Blue from across the room when she was with Green, and avidly worrying over Blue whenever she gave him the dances he was promised.
There's probably two poke-ladies hovering around, making sure he didn't set anything on fire by accident.
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He would be having fun, if that were possible. But it was not. It was not possible to have fun. Because Green was supposed to be here on a date with Blue. And therefore, there could be no fun. There could be only staring at Blue from across the room when she was with Green, and avidly worrying over Blue whenever she gave him the dances he was promised.
There's probably two poke-ladies hovering around, making sure he didn't set anything on fire by accident.