That's what you get for not immediately alerting the boyfriend of relaxing hot baths. You get shirts.

There was a sploosh as Vinnie entered the tub, wherein he immediately sunk into the water as deep as he could. Up to his neck, up to his jaw... Ahhh. He could feel the tension in his body just melt away.

"Looks like... it all checks out," he mumbled blissfully, apparently still in a teasing mood.