smash_logs | We shall meet on the battlefield!

Characters: General Guy, Porky, NPC army members.
What: The two commanders decide to test out each other's armies.
Where: The playground not far from campus.
When: A night after the two first make contact.
Rating: No bad words, really, just violence.

General Guy walked out of his room, having spent a long amount of time piling objects up next to the door from the inside of the broom closet he had stuffed himself into, just to reach the door handle.
When he finally did make it out, he nearly brained himself by tripping over the box directly in front.
After rubbing his head, making sure no one saw him, he investigated the mysterious box, only to find a large amount of small, glowing, balls. The note attached was written in small, childlike, hasty writing.

For our gentleman's game. Perhaps we will be able to see eye to eye now.
If interested, my troops and I will be around the playground near campus. Meet us there, if you're prepared~

-Porky

If his eyes could have gotten wide, they would have. What an interesting development! Interesting indeed!
The little General gathered up the box the best he could, shoving it into the open closet door, and closing the door by walking backwards into it. He took the one he had removed from the box, stuck it under his arm, and went on his way, preparing his whistle to summon his army.
I'll wait until I get there... I'm sure that would be more dramatic.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Crossing his arms, Porky stood, waiting for his opponent in this deserted playground. He had an excited look on his face. After preparing his army time and time again for any sort of threat (say, an infiltration team), it was finally time to see if this new army was ready against another. General Guy, a prideful commander of the Shy Guys, would probably fight in earnest against King P to show his army's strength to him. The Shy Guy army took advantage in numbers, but the Pig Mask Army, as Porky put it, was more about strategy. In fact, Porky had rigged the entire playground for his own benefit. Porky's men were crowded around him, talking and squealing amongst themselves. There were mostly pink Pig Masks, but there were more of different colors in the area: blue, green, and white. They all symbolized different ranks. The white Pig Masks, Colonels, were at the top of the hierarchy underneath the leaders and there were only few of them here. Of course, they were the strongest, so he meant to conserve their strength. "I wonder where he is," Porky said, looking around.

A boy walked into the playground, not so tall, and quite small in frame. The only way one could tell that the boy was truly General Guy was the trademark hat perched on his head.
"Why, hello sir! It seems the gift of yours was quite useful after all. I am at last able to look at you as an equal! Now, why don't we see where we each stand?"
The General blew a high pitched whistle, which lead to the rustling of the trees surrounding them. A quite large numbers of red robed Shy Guys fell from above, all ready to answer to his command.
General grinned, a surprisingly cute and gleeful gesture, on the face of one who takes himself so seriously.
"Shall we begin, sir?"

"So General, you accepted my challenge!" Porky exclaimed, "And those are your soldiers? Oh, well then!" With a snap of his fingers, a few Pig Masks squealed in surprise and stood in front of him, with their guns ready. The others randomly ran into different directions, ready to strike when the moment calls for it. "There's a bit of a... Disadvantage right now, but let's see how well you do against the first wave," he said, "Here's the rules of the game: last man standing wins. We can use any trick in the book, as long as we don't kill anybody. Got it?" He started walking a bit backwards and once he got enough distance, Porky snapped his fingers once more. "Let's begin!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjFFmBSEHig&feature=related

The General blew his whistle again, a loud sharp frequency partial to Shy Guy ears.
"Hmph."
Without saying a word, he waved his arms outwards, causing his troops to leap forward into action.
To tell the truth, he was a bit nervous about it, considering Porky's troops were a bit larger in body size than his own were. He put the fear out of his mind on account of the sheer number of his own.
He grinned, a far deal back from the potential battlefield, looking across at the short mop haired man across from him.
"You sir, are lucky I don't have my tank in action yet. It would only be another thing to deal with for your Pig Mask forces!"
With another whistle and a wave of his hands, many of his Shy Guys went into various formations, stacking on each other, or making large mobs.

"Kyahahah! You silly general, don't underestimate your enemy this early in the game," Porky said, giggling. The Pig Masks all kept their distances from the Shy Guys. It seemed that there would mostly be danger if they kept closer to them, considering they all would attack as one. The front three Pig Masks threw bombs straight at the Shy Guys while the back Pig Masks got out their guns and started shooting. These were weaker Pig Masks, though, and weren't given as strong equipment as the higher ups. Porky stood there, with his hands crossed, laughing. "I've told you, we make everything our advantage. So let's see how you handle this little surprise," he said, snapping his fingers. As the Shy Guys continued approaching the Pig Masks, from the ground, something strange erupted. They were Bird Sticks. Explosive ones, that is. Their heads were like the heads of birds while their body were like straws. Near the Shy Guys, the Explosive Bird Sticks started exploding. They served as land mines for King P's forces.

General Guy flinched at the squeals of his Shy Guy army getting scorched by the strange exploding birds.
"Wh.... What were those things? Fine! I think nothing of it! Shy Guys! HOLD YOUR GROUND, YOU COWARDS!"
The small General scoffed at the straggling Shy Guys who ran screaming at the first attack.
"Take this, sir!"
He pulled a few pairs of stilts out of what seemed like nowhere and tossed them into his teeming Shy Guy masses.
"Stilt Guys! Avoid the explosions and ATTACK!"

We shall meet on the battlefield!

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject

no subject