"Pretty much! You can duck to avoid being sprayed, but I'd be careful about that because you're vulnerable when you come back up. Get creative about dodging! There are more directions than just down. So. You ready or what? On the count of three! On your marks, get set, go!"

That wasn't actually... counting, but at least it was three sentences that could take the place of numbers. After that, he feverishly began dunking his noodle underwater to fill it with ammo, trying to beat out Shadow before he could charge his shot.