"I know. It's like a guitar - you have to push down on the right strings on the neck part of it to make the right notes when you strum." he said, again, mimicking the motion with his hands. Playing Air Ukulele, though, somewhat subdued as he didn't want to look odd in the middle of the restaurant. "I've played Guitar on Guitar Savior for the Woo. I sort of know how it works even if that's really not like the real thing at all."

He paused at the mention of lessons.

"Probably there's either somewhere in town you could learn to play or there might be a website about it. There's websites about almost anything you could think of that you want to learn."