Dr. Gordon Freeman (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
trustycrowbar) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
smash_logs2013-05-04 12:15 am
trustycrowbar) wrote in smash_logs2013-05-04 12:15 am
(no subject)
Who: Gordon Freeman, all physics students, anyone else.
What: Physics class, and some unfortunate mishaps
Where: Gordon's teaching lab, Science & Math Building.
When: Late morning, Friday
"Alright, class, this time around we're talking about electromagnetism and gravity. In electromagnetism charges create fields, which impact the motion of other charged bodies."
He punches a button on a display, and a metal ring threaded on a pole launches into the air with a dynamic ringing sound. He catches it.
"With gravity, matter creates a field that impacts the motion of other matter." He adds, tossing the ring into the air. "If they sound similar, there's a reason for that. Now you alphas are going to learn the finer points of electrostatics and gravity and why everything falls towards the earth instead of straight up. The Lambdas among you are going to get a rundown of special relativity and the two little postulates that go on to explain all of electromagnetism."
And he sweeps an arm to the... interesting looking contraption in the background. A squat mess of pipes, tanks, rivets, monitors and strangely glowing portholes. "Also all of you will get a glimpse of where the two meet, as Mac and I turn this bad boy on and we attempt to see if we can detect a gravitation in its natural habitat."
What: Physics class, and some unfortunate mishaps
Where: Gordon's teaching lab, Science & Math Building.
When: Late morning, Friday
"Alright, class, this time around we're talking about electromagnetism and gravity. In electromagnetism charges create fields, which impact the motion of other charged bodies."
He punches a button on a display, and a metal ring threaded on a pole launches into the air with a dynamic ringing sound. He catches it.
"With gravity, matter creates a field that impacts the motion of other matter." He adds, tossing the ring into the air. "If they sound similar, there's a reason for that. Now you alphas are going to learn the finer points of electrostatics and gravity and why everything falls towards the earth instead of straight up. The Lambdas among you are going to get a rundown of special relativity and the two little postulates that go on to explain all of electromagnetism."
And he sweeps an arm to the... interesting looking contraption in the background. A squat mess of pipes, tanks, rivets, monitors and strangely glowing portholes. "Also all of you will get a glimpse of where the two meet, as Mac and I turn this bad boy on and we attempt to see if we can detect a gravitation in its natural habitat."
no subject
Thy aim is true, troublemaker. The class reacts (Gasps, chortles, or probably a combination of both.) as Gordon actually reaches back and plucks the spitwad from the back of his head, turning back.
"..." Be nice, Gordon. "..." Dammit, be NICE! "...I could send you to the Hands for that, Mister Redshirt, but what you just did is going to prove the point I was about to make."