makesitcool: (Bashful)
Cress ([personal profile] makesitcool) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs 2013-06-05 02:02 am (UTC)

[Okay, that was... rattling, to say the very least- not to mention extraordinarily embarrassing. The water specialist lost his cool completely and was now huddled at the side of his bed against the wall (where he scrambled to get away from Oowada's fury). Breeeaaathe.]

A-Allow me to just... recollect my thoughts briefly. I sincerely apologize for that mistake of mine. I don't know what got into me.

[insert small pause here]

...So, it is you [hi Ishimaru] who needs the advice because you are about to go on a date with a girl, but you're not sure what to do. She has high expectations and you want to impress her. It's not always easy to impress a lady, but usually shouting 'ATTENTION, BABE would you like to share my carrots' does the trick- that's what my old roommate might suggest in most cases if you show that you put effort into planning, you should be fine. Any woman likes to know that they are being thought about, even high-maintenance ones.

But you absolutely cannot let it look forced! It must look natural. And it cannot be awkward or overdone, or else it might come across as creepy. Are you following so far?

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