It's like... every strange event happened right after the next for the sole purpose of suspending his disbelief about everything he accepted about the world and the limitations he expected of it. If it's not a giant dog, it's a giant dog that can also turn into a man, that can also breathe fire. What was next? The glow emitted from the plume of scrumtrulescent flames flickered across his awestruck face almost symbolically.

Whoa.

"That's... badass..."