JUSTICE LEAGUE, ASSEMBLE

[forgetbeam]

Who: The poor saps who signed up for Disciplinary Committee and the wise guys who want to troll them. And everyone in between.
What: REAL TALK.
When: December 7th.
Warnings: I guess that depends on who shows up.



Despite having the Committee idea officially approved before Halloween, various things kept coming up and causing problems every time Ishimaru tried to plan out a first meeting. All of these things amounted to "SHOCKY IS LAZY." But it was finally happening, and not a moment too soon! Recent events just added to the list of topics to cover, and some of them were pretty deep and serious.

(Not that keeping order was ever not serious business.)

The meeting itself was held in one of the spare club rooms, set up with a long table surrounded by chairs. The only real thing of interest was the tray of snacks on the table, since Ishimaru had noticed that it was much easier to get people to sit and listen when there was food involved. Of course, anyone hoping for cakes and cookies would be disappointed in the sliced fruits and vegetables adorning the tray instead. There wasn't even any dip...

Well, nothing could possibly go wrong at such a professional meeting, at least.

Comments

[hellofriend]

[ Vivian was a little surprised at the new entity in the room, but she was a quick little kid - If only because her chair toppled back the moment Hades took a swing at her. It still knocked the lolli right from her lips, sending it flying across the room, but she looked panicked at the possibility of falling down, swinging for the table to grab hold of it. ]

Oh no!

[monotreme_101]

[Oh cripes - Think fast! Knuckles sprang over the table like a bolt of greased red lightning and caught her as her chair clattered to the ground]

You OK??

[deathboss]

[Hades disappears in a shower of light as Eikichi sighs.]

Babe! I don't think we wanna see first-hand what these can do, you know?

[forgetbeam]

[WOW WHAT JUST HAPPENED. His entire meeting just flew into chaos in an instant and what the heck was that THING just now?! More importantly, he realizes far too late that of course Vivian wasn't going to realize the candy was dangerous, even though they were just talking about it being an illegal substance. She doesn't even know what drugs are, does she?

How has he not had a heart attack because of her yet seriously.]

Vivian, you mustn't try to eat anything that looks like that! Is that understood!? ...How potent are those things?

[hellofriend]

[ Vivian managed to keep her feet on the ground and hands on the table. She looked over at Knuckles with as warm a smile as a born-machine could manage, reached out and... began to pet his nose again. ] Thank you!

[ She looked at Eikichi at first with some uncertainty. What had he done? That was very bizarre, like a laser she'd never seen before... But it stopped her from doing something that Ishimaru seemed to blatantly disapprove of, so it must've been safe. Protection, like she did. Vivian wasn't quite sure what had happened herself, but... boy, her human body felt kind of heavy.

She yawned a little, exhausted from the events, she supposed. ]

Good night.

[ And back under the table she crawled. (???) ]

[monotreme_101]

[Knuckles reluctantly submitted to the nose petting. One day he would have to explain to her the very clear difference between kittens and Echidnas. But he could imagine that was traumatizing so he'd let it slide. Again.]

Yeah, yeah. You're welcome.

[As for Ishimaru's question, it pretty much answered itself as Vivian became sleepy and crawled under the table.]

I guess pretty potent, but it's probably like anything - Your first time hits you hard. Like alchohol. You usually get a little fuzzy on your first beer. After that it might take a few to get the same reaction. Vivian's sleepy after one very small taste and Kitty was eating them a bunch at a time at one point.

[He picked up the sucker from where it landed and frowned. It had human goobers and carpet lint on it now. He'd need to rinse it off if it was going to be any good for analysis.]