JUSTICE LEAGUE, ASSEMBLE

[forgetbeam]

Who: The poor saps who signed up for Disciplinary Committee and the wise guys who want to troll them. And everyone in between.
What: REAL TALK.
When: December 7th.
Warnings: I guess that depends on who shows up.



Despite having the Committee idea officially approved before Halloween, various things kept coming up and causing problems every time Ishimaru tried to plan out a first meeting. All of these things amounted to "SHOCKY IS LAZY." But it was finally happening, and not a moment too soon! Recent events just added to the list of topics to cover, and some of them were pretty deep and serious.

(Not that keeping order was ever not serious business.)

The meeting itself was held in one of the spare club rooms, set up with a long table surrounded by chairs. The only real thing of interest was the tray of snacks on the table, since Ishimaru had noticed that it was much easier to get people to sit and listen when there was food involved. Of course, anyone hoping for cakes and cookies would be disappointed in the sliced fruits and vegetables adorning the tray instead. There wasn't even any dip...

Well, nothing could possibly go wrong at such a professional meeting, at least.

Comments

[hellofriend]

[ Oh, she didn't look so certain anymore. She considered what Ms. GLaDOS had told her and, with a little frown, she handed her weapon over. ]

You're protecting the room?

[forgetbeam]

That is correct! Not only the room itself, but everyone who is in it as well.

[By keeping the gun in safe hands... He holds it like someone who's never touched a gun in his life, nor someone who ever wants to. Just holding something so deadly feels so wrong.]

[hellofriend]

[ Vivian looked alarmed for a flicker of a second before her usual expression took hold. She reached over for the gun and gently grabbed it, but it wasn't with a pull as if she wanted it back. She pressed a small switch. ]

Safety is off.

[ Oh. Dear god. ]

[forgetbeam]

A...Aah...

[OH... GOD... WHAT IF HE TOUCHES IT WRONG AND ACCIDENTALLY SETS IT OFF. He's holding it out at arm's length, looking absolutely horrified.]

Turn it back on! After all, the key word is "safe," isn't it...?! Vivian...

[hellofriend]

But if it's off, you can't use it. What if you need to use it to be safe?

[ If this wasn't such a horrifying situation, it might sound like she actually cares about you, Ishimaru!


She nods. ]

Safety's off so you are safe! [ Everyone pray. ]