"Okay, I'll try to talk slower," he said more slowly. "Pokemon are animals that have amazing fighting powers. Unless they are a normal type, because nobody likes them and they are boring. I am a fire type. I know many fire moves. For example, I can shoot fire out of my mouth. See?"
And here, dear reader, he opened his mouth wide and let out a jet of flame about five feet in length off to the side.
From somewhere near him, a woman shrieked.
"That would be way bigger if I was my usual arcanine self," he explained, not seeming to notice or care about the shrieking woman.
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"Okay, I'll try to talk slower," he said more slowly. "Pokemon are animals that have amazing fighting powers. Unless they are a normal type, because nobody likes them and they are boring. I am a fire type. I know many fire moves. For example, I can shoot fire out of my mouth. See?"
And here, dear reader, he opened his mouth wide and let out a jet of flame about five feet in length off to the side.
From somewhere near him, a woman shrieked.
"That would be way bigger if I was my usual arcanine self," he explained, not seeming to notice or care about the shrieking woman.