"Don't play dumb with me, blue hedgehog. You know what I am talking about." With that, he gave an exasperated sigh and stretched, enough so that his joints popped a little under the tension. A subtle roll of his shoulders and a craning of his neck later, Shadow rose, eyeing him in a manner not short of unamused.

"Otherwise, you are a terrible mother dog. A shame I could not even nurse from you."

Of course, he was joking (because, I mean, ew??), but hopefully the inevitable reaction from Sonic would be worth it.