bluestreaker: (mm whatever)
Sonic the Hedgehog ([personal profile] bluestreaker) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2012-10-16 12:52 pm

Warm, fuzzy feelings

Who: Sonic the Hedgehog [ [personal profile] bluestreaker ] & Doctor Eggman [[personal profile] iamtheeggman ] & Blaze the Cat [ [personal profile] vela_nova ]
What: Iniquitous deeds involving misuse of delicious foods that result in fur coats.
Where: ???
When: October 16th



[ Sonic had become accustomed to a ritual he'd made for himself. After a perfect eight hours of sleep, he'd be on his feet and raring to go. A new day was the greatest day he could ever have, as it always brought the prospect of a new adventure just waiting to get a move on. He was, of course, happy to oblige!

Provided nothing caught his attention, he'd have a pretty decent breakfast to get his body going and then by lunchtime, he was ready for the single most amazing dish this planet could ever have to offer YOU JUST DO NOT KNOW MAN: A Chili Dog. (Proper noun status in Sonic's heart.)

Well, he more had two or three if he didn't get a side with it, but that was beside the point. He'd have those two or three every single day, whether sooner or later than planned.

By the time dinner would roll around, he'd be ready for some more, or even quite possibly something else, but it wasn't often. Eating was important, but secondary to the rest of the day and his rest for the night. So it was rather unusual when Sonic found himself yawning before the Sun had even taken its leave. He didn't do anything special that day to wear himself down, but maybe a nap was still in order.

Once to his room and through the door, he never thought his own legs would drag behind him, sluggish boulders pulling him down and making every breath a chore. Something was wrong and he knew it, but he just wanted to sleep. Yeah, if he could just fall into his welcoming pillows and blankets, he could drift into a comatose that'd fix his body proper.

It was heavy. The darkness of what was meant to be a quick snooze made the awakening feel like he had been dragged through a tar, trudging through a choking thickness of time and space, leaving Sonic's eyelids feeling weighted by the burden. When he finally managed to open them, his limbs were lifeless. Everything about him felt limp, decayed, fossilized by an absence of knowledge. There was no way to tell what was going on.

He really had no idea what was happening.

So he closed his eyes, groaned, and tried to move with what little energy he had.
]

Wha... Ghh.
iamtheeggman: (Your failure amuses me)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-16 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
OHOHO! It seemed like such POETIC JUSTICE, don't you agree?

[He waved the drive around, circling Sonic on the table.]

Perhaps there IS some semblance of a brain in there after all! Yes, this is just a fragment of Dark Gaia's power! I managed to hold on to a small sample of it for study. Unfortunately, you managed to DEFEAT Dark Gaia after it reformed itself, and then sealed it away in the center of the Earth again, so this is all that remains. And for all this time, I've been trying to think of the best way to USE it!

[He leans over Sonic.]

Want to know what I've decided?
Edited 2012-10-16 23:47 (UTC)
iamtheeggman: (GRRR)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
NO, YOU OBNOXIOUS RAT!!

[He composed himself, walking to a conveniently placed ray gun mounted on a mechanical arm. He plugged the Dark Gaia drive into it.]

I've decided to be GENEROUS. I'm giving it to YOU. Aren't I thoughtful?

[He pulled the gun towards Sonic and aimed it for him.]
iamtheeggman: (Evil sihlouette)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to lie to you. [A few buttons were pressed. The machine started to hum.] This is probably going to hurt... A lot.

[An evil grin. He pressed the button. The machine came to life, blasting Sonic with a beam of dark energy.]
iamtheeggman: (OH NO MY PLANS)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, Eggman recognized this. And perhaps he should have gotten better restraints.]

NO! YOU CAN'T GET FREE!

[He pressed buttons and shut the machine off, trying to find more straps for the bench before Sonic could break free.]
iamtheeggman: (OH NO MY PLANS)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
NO! STOP THAT!!

[Eggman tried to make a break for it. WOULD YOU ALLOW THIS, SONIC?]
iamtheeggman: (OH NO MY PLANS)

1/2

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
THIS CAN'T BE! HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?!
iamtheeggman: (Evil sihlouette)

2/2

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, Eggman's expression did a complete 180.]

Oh wait... I did.

[He flicked his wrist, and a spring loaded device in his coat activated, sending what looked to be a high tech whistle stamped with the logo of the Eggman Empire jumping up into his hand. He brought it to his lips, and blew into it.

The sound it emitted could only be described as the sound of a hive of angry hornets going to war with a thousand screeching bats inside your brain, with the volume turned to 11.]
Edited 2012-10-17 23:07 (UTC)
iamtheeggman: (Evil sihlouette)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Eggman got to his feet, fear completely replaced by confidence. As Sonic's fist approached him, he stood his ground, arms crossed, and said only one thing.]

Sit.
iamtheeggman: (MWAHAHAHA!!)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
OHOHOHO!! IT WORKED!!

[Eggman hopped in excitement, grinning evilly.]

My plan worked to PERFECTION!! Your alter ego is under my COMPLETE CONTROL!!
iamtheeggman: (Evil sihlouette)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah ah ah! [He blew into the whistle.] Heel!
iamtheeggman: (Your failure amuses me)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2012-10-17 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Like I told you! I've given a lot of thought to what to do with that piece of Dark Gaia energy, to maximize how terrible it would be for you.

[He walked away, waving the whistle.]

So I designed this! A hypersonic transmitter, with an encoded signal in the audio stream, designed to throw off the listener's equilibrium and make them susceptible to suggestion!

Of course, the sound it emits can't be heard by normal people. Only to those with heightened ranges of hearing, like dogs... or WEREHOGS...

[He turned back to Sonic.]

So to boil it down to terms even YOUR feeble mind can comprehend, I do this... [He blew the whistle again.] And tell you this... "Roll over." [He punctuated that with a wave of his finger in a circle.]

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