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Pit ([personal profile] raw_angel_power) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs 2012-07-08 04:16 am (UTC)

Stop. Krakentime.

Our Five Brave Heroes fought verily through the throes of leftover space pirates and Underworld forces. Nothing could put a stop to THEM! Pit was very grateful to have so many helping hands, and he was sure to make a comment about how the difficulty setting was at like -9 or something with Naoto, R.O.B., Mac and Samus battling their way through the ship alongside him. It was pretty ridiculous and proved no challenge (except when everyone tried using jump pads at the same time or scrambled at the grind rail or something stupid like that). They took the elevator that should lead them to the captain of the ship, but Pit knew they wouldn't be dealing with HIM, but with a ginormous galactic cephalopod.

Then a cutscene like this happened, except with less Palutena, and maybe his friends somewhere in there too.

Space Kraken ATE THE SPACE PIRATE, stared everyone down with its funky eye, and reared its head for a roar.

"This should be a piece of cake, you guys! Or should I say, a piece of calamari!" Pit said as he gestured toward the tentacles that rose up into the air. "We've got four tentacles and five troops! Let's occupy every last tentacle at once and get this over with in record time! All right then! On your marks, get set... move out!!"

HE FELT LIKE SUCH A GOOD CAPTAIN UP THERE. Palutena would be so proud. WHERE... IS SHE...

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