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Sonic the Hedgehog ([personal profile] bluestreaker) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2012-04-20 05:59 pm

Everyday is National Harass Shadow Day

Who: Sonic & Shadow
What: SMASHING INTO SMASH So clever
Where: Dorm
When: Backdated to sometime before April 17th/Sonic's Intro
Warnings: Shadow's crab problem




Well, this feeling wasn’t unfamiliar!

At first, gravity had no say in the matter of Sonic’s body, the lithe, azure form of the fastest thing alive floating aimlessly in pools of hot light. The weightlessness of his descent through the crippling white space and the regressive time flow always made his brain as light as air, insides floating towards the surface of his belly. Time travel never felt very good, and for all the times he’s done it, you would think he’d be used to it by now!

Nope.

He couldn’t conjure up a voice quite yet, so he took to observing his surroundings in hopes they weren’t as empty as they appeared. His past self was gone. Tails was, too. Amy, Silver, Shadow, Blaze… He didn’t see anyone. Not even Eggman. Their voices cheering him on during the final battle with Time Eater seem to linger in the hollow of his ears, but it was simply echoes of the past.

Sonic’s emerald eyes swayed upward, his vision hazy… he thought. Everything was just so bright.

And it exponentially became brighter, and brighter, and –

“Woah!”

The last sound Sonic could manage before the weight of the universe made a comeback. His spines grew heavy, their weight increasing to replicate metal fixtures welded into his skull. Like any fall, his innards dropped like boulders into his backside, the rest of his blood rushing forward, and down he went.
He instinctively went to reach up, swinging to grab at nothing to hold onto. The velocity from the fall was rising; the heat was getting worse; his skin sizzled as if falling through the atmosphere; and the world suddenly grew

Black.



Then there was light!


“…..ooooOOOAAAH!” Oh man, oh man, oh MAN, OH MAN! He was still falling fast! He could see an orb of hospitality down below, the term ‘tunnel vision’ squeezing every last literal sense out of itself and onto Sonic’s life. Was that a bed? A nightstand? The shoot he was racing through was beginning to wobble and curve, spiraling his body out of control. Sonic flailed his arms, spun his wheels, but to no avail. He was still flipping around as if caught in time’s tornado.

“Aw, man, this is gonna - !”

Face, meet WALL. “GAH!” Body, meet BED. “OOF!”

The mattress that caught him shrieked out in loud squeaks, pathetically sweeping upward to try and throw its invader off and onto the floor. Sonic hung on until it eased, face down into some poor sap’s pillow and filthy shoes tangled all up in the blankets.

“Well…” Sonic mumbled, slapping each white-gloved palm against the bed. He gradually pushed himself up, eyes fixed on the beaten pillow beneath him. “That was almost the most comfortable landing I’ve ever had.”

He looked left. Just looked like a room with a couple beds. Clean, seemingly unused. Nothing special.

Right. The wall he just made out with. He redirected his eyes away from that embarrassing memory; he was exceptionally glad no one saw it.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ you are going down.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-04-29 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Shadow shoved the wrist down into the bed, hard, and leaned in dangerously close, teeth bared and tail flinging about with nothing other than contempt.

"If you think you are so menacing, hedgehog," he growled, "then you will have to show me that your bite is akin to your bark."

That was definitely a challenge.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ the power that is me.)

they gonna TEAR SHIT UP

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-04-29 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
How daring and forward of him. It reminded him of their combat on the ARK, the Eclipse Cannon...

Sonic didn't change one bit.

Two can play at this game.

Shadow back-flipped with ease, landing neatly on his feet to avoid the whirling spines looking to slice him to bits. His Spin Dash was strong, that much he'd admit... but he's still better.

He furled his body into a very similar ball, and in a shove of his limbs, he launched himself straight over to Sonic, like a reflection, a mirrored movement. His body gave off small waves of Chaos Energy, giving his spinning maneuver that familiar red glow.

Prepare yourself, Sonic.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ no justification for destruction.)

Shadow doesn't actually LMFAO

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-05 01:44 pm (UTC)(link)
So that's what he was going to do. Head-on, full throttle combat.

Shadow could get with this.

The adrenaline pumped through his body, heart slamming against his ribcage as the thrill of the fight caught up to him, making his blood run so much hotter. Something about fighting this hedgehog in particular... Something truly stood out.

He both liked it and hated it furiously. This hedgehog, so capable of wielding Chaos Energy and able to combat the Ultimate Lifeform without near-instant death...

What was he?!

He charged for him, and even as he felt the elbow collide with his own body, he threw a leg up and swung it, air shoes a-flare, for a kick straight at him.

He was going to show no mercy.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (164; get that swirly thing away)

... in his bed? >B]

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-07 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He hadn't exactly expected to be grabbed, nor did he expect to be flung right into a hard, concrete wall as a result. The strength was definitely more magnified than the Sonic he'd just left behind, enough to knock the wind out of him and leave him dazed. His head smashed against the wall with a sickening crack, not enough to do any major harm to the Ultimate Lifeform, of all beings, but enough to make his world spin.

Shadow drew in a shattered breath, fragmented and ragged by agony suddenly shooting through his skull.

He'd been practicing.

"You..." He hissed, bringing an arm up to wipe at his mouth, the corner of it wet from what he was sure was saliva. Couldn't have been blood, considering the injuries sustained wouldn't quite correlate, in this case.

They had switched places, and in that brief moment, he recalled speaking as he swished by him, much like he did in their first meeting...

He breathed in harshly, trying to wobble to his feet. This hedgehog... Why was he so strong? Just an average hedgehog, yet so full of speed and power...

He gave Sonic a glance back, ruby eyes piercing emerald.

He looked up to his companion, his rival, that snide little douchebag with that smirk he wished he could wipe clean off of his mug...

"I think I know who the Ultimate Lifeform is, Sonic!

It might be... you!"


He then hunched forward, pants erupting from him as he placed a palm on his knee.

"How...?"

He shook as he tried to regain some more composure, but shit, the world kept dancing around him in furiously incoherent lights.

"I am the Ultimate Lifeform... How... can an average hedgehog like you compete with me?"
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ you are a chaos cunt-roll.)

Re: Breaks the other bed for good measure

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-07 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Shadow tried again to get to his feet, head still spinning, the world melding into suspended blobs of... things that his mind couldn't comprehend.

"You... I am not through with you yet."

He tried to step forward, only to find himself falling forward, catching himself on his hands and knees on the hardwood floor beneath him.

He was in a bad state, but he still didn't want to admit that he'd lost to him this time.

"Shit."
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ defenses are up.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-13 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Heavy exhalation escaped his lips and he finally, at long last, brought himself to unsteady feet. The fiery brush-fire of his eyes blazed through an endless sea of leaves, yet his body couldn't continue.

Shadow lowered his ears, unwilling to accept a defeat, but finding that he may not have a choice.

"You've... improved."

That was all he could manage to admit.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ confront the fake day after day.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Shadow's fists finally loosened, his gaze still sharp as a dagger, but the rest of him remained relatively nonthreatening, apart from his lashing tail.

He wanted to beat the shit out of him, show him who was the real alpha male here, and yet...

That would have to be for another day.

"I will be anticipating our future." He jabbed a finger forward, a direct point. "You will regret having crossed me, Sonic the Hedgehog."

For a brief moment, his glare softened. He looked back again, envisioning their battle before his drop, and...

The other Ultimate Lifeform.

He wondered how much his admittance to that held any water.

... For a normal hedgehog to best him, he had to hold some respect. Would he admit that? No. Deny? Yes.

Shadow the Hedgehog holds no one as his equal. No one.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ ... you can't be serious.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-13 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Friendly ambitions. Hah. That term was one Shadow found laughable. They were in no way 'friendly', just two hedgehogs on the aftermath of a reluctant, unwanted, yet needed truce.

Well, one hedgehog rode the aftermath, at least. The other...

He curved his lips downward. Damn these timey-wimey shenanigans.

"Of course you do. You dive into everything so recklessly."

He took a few steps closer, but not bothering to get much further than that. He had a pretty spacious personal space bubble.

"You take this as something 'fun' when it is anything but... and that will prove to be your downfall one day."

It was more of a warning than anything, though he did briefly wonder what would happen if someone else had made him regret his dangerous decisions instead of him, because at least he wouldn't... kill him.

Would he?

No, probably not.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ ... hmph.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-13 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at this face, Sonic.

Does that look like a face of someone willing to accept you into his room with open arms?

Probably not.

"Absolutely not."
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴇ sᴏɴɪᴄ. (✘ fuck you marine.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-13 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Sonic he has that book he was reading before you came here and he knows where he can stick it.

"I will make your time here a living hell."

Simple as that.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ 'scuse me sir.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-13 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Can hedgehogs be held by the scruff of their neck painlessly like a cat? Yes? No? Shadow doesn't know and doesn't care, because he is doing that anyway, opening the door, and tossing him out.

"Goodbye, Sonic."

... Another thing he wasn't about to speak out: it was more like a 'see you later'.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴇ sᴏɴɪᴄ. (✘ fuck you marine.)

Re: 2/2

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-05-14 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
The door shuts. Hard.

NOPE. DOESN'T CARE.

BACK TO READING HIS DAMN BOOK AT HIS DAMN DESK.