Oh. Well. This was an open and shut case. This guy obviously had a superiority complex. Whether the root of it was insecurity issues or a bad case of narcissism, he didn't know yet, but that's what he would find out! After all, he was clearly the greatest psychotherapist ever.

"Now, just because you need to see a therapist doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you. Everyone has troubles, and I can help fix 'em."