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smash_logs2008-07-15 06:27 pm
wgreedisgoodw.livejournal.com) wrote in smash_logs2008-07-15 06:27 pm
Game Design #1 (Wario's First Class)
The room that the students are in reeks of garlic.
There are piles of coins everywhere in the classroom as "decoration".
The teacher's table is made out of solid gold with a "W" on it.
Many computers are in the room, all the latest equipment.
The door opens and enters a short, stout man.
"Wah ha ha hah!
I'm-a your Game Design teacher! Wario!
Before I start, I want-a to say something.
Wario is-a number 1!
Nobody messes with-a Wario!
Then-a Wario messes with-a you!
Know why nobody is sitting in the front?"
Everybody is at least two rows of chairs behind a lone seat in front of the teacher's desk.
Wario took out a clove of garlic from his table and starts munching on it.
"I love-a garlic," he said, simply.
Loudly, he burped and a green gas shot from his mouth at the lone chair. It started disintegrating a little.
"Now-a then! Today will-a be a easy day! I don't-a want to work today because Wario just got a big check for more games!
So, we will-a cover three basic things you need-a for your game.
Subject (characters)
Theme (plot)
and-a
Story (storyflow)
You need-a to think about-a what your characters-a do in your game!
These are-a narrative elements!
In Wario's game, they do everything!
But your game can't-a be as good as Wario's!
At the end of the year, Wario's students will-a make their own game!
Wario will publish them (and take all credit and money)!
Think-a of ideas now and-a then we will move on!
This is-a all part of gameplay.
Wario will-a be here... Playing-a more of WarioWare.
In Wario's game, they do everything!
But your game can't-a be as good as Wario's!
At the end of the year, Wario's students will-a make their own game!
Wario will publish them (and take all credit and money)!
Think-a of ideas now and-a then we will move on!
This is-a all part of gameplay.
Wario will-a be here... Playing-a more of WarioWare.
There are piles of coins everywhere in the classroom as "decoration".
The teacher's table is made out of solid gold with a "W" on it.
Many computers are in the room, all the latest equipment.
The door opens and enters a short, stout man.
"Wah ha ha hah!
I'm-a your Game Design teacher! Wario!
Before I start, I want-a to say something.
Wario is-a number 1!
Nobody messes with-a Wario!
Then-a Wario messes with-a you!
Know why nobody is sitting in the front?"
Everybody is at least two rows of chairs behind a lone seat in front of the teacher's desk.
Wario took out a clove of garlic from his table and starts munching on it.
"I love-a garlic," he said, simply.
Loudly, he burped and a green gas shot from his mouth at the lone chair. It started disintegrating a little.
"Now-a then! Today will-a be a easy day! I don't-a want to work today because Wario just got a big check for more games!
So, we will-a cover three basic things you need-a for your game.
Subject (characters)
Theme (plot)
and-a
Story (storyflow)
You need-a to think about-a what your characters-a do in your game!
These are-a narrative elements!
In Wario's game, they do everything!
But your game can't-a be as good as Wario's!
At the end of the year, Wario's students will-a make their own game!
Wario will publish them (and take all credit and money)!
Think-a of ideas now and-a then we will move on!
This is-a all part of gameplay.
Wario will-a be here... Playing-a more of WarioWare.
In Wario's game, they do everything!
But your game can't-a be as good as Wario's!
At the end of the year, Wario's students will-a make their own game!
Wario will publish them (and take all credit and money)!
Think-a of ideas now and-a then we will move on!
This is-a all part of gameplay.
Wario will-a be here... Playing-a more of WarioWare.
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[Starts scribbling ideas down on paper]
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A future customer...
Ka-ching~
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Wahahah!
This is-a fun!
*wonders what sort of games this person would make to make Wario richer*
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*wrinkles his nose while writing down ideas*
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Got-a problem with-a Wario, froggie?
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*punches a nearby desk, completely tearing it apart*
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Hmm... *strokes chin, then starts jotting down ideas* How about a game where the main character is a drag queen who wants to enter a fashion show, but his rival steals his makeup, so he has to go on a quest to find it? I'll call it...
FinalFabulous Fantasy!no subject
Those anime nerd girls-a (and Otacon) will-a love it!
Keep-a going, Pinky!
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"...so then, the hero has ten more girls jumping behind him as he falls down in slow motion from the exploding helicopter. They all land and have some sort of beach party, except all of the girls are in really tight bikinis, and then you can have some sort of game where you can try to get them all in your bed and..."
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Sex-a appeal!
Wario loves-a it!
Fans-a will love it-a too!
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*shrugs* Hmm... Peach got her own game, I should have one, too. *starts writing out ideas for "Super Princess Daisy"*
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Super Princess Daisy?
...
If-a we sold it-a in Sarasara Land, we would-a make billions!
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*starts writing down ideas*