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smash_logs2012-04-07 10:26 pm
subspaceemissary) wrote in smash_logs2012-04-07 10:26 pm
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[OPEN LOG] Bunnies and babies and butts, oh my!
Who: YOU
What: Hang out at the mall/get your picture taken with the Easter Bunny/be the unfortunate Bunny
Where: FDC's biggest mall
When: April 8th; Sunday THE MALL IS OPEN
Warnings: butts in laps
Final Destination City was a strange place; a world between worlds within worlds outside of worlds; a hodge-podge of places, ideals, beliefs, flora and fauna. Many holidays were celebrated here, some more commercialized than others.
For example, getting your picture taken with the Easter Bunny at the local mall.
So maybe you don't celebrate Easter and just need an excuse to hang out at the mall. There's plenty to see and do, especially with Spring Break and then graduation looming right around the corner. Or you came here to make fun of the poor sap stuck in the gaudy rabbit costume.
Maybe that poor sap is you.
Maybe you signed up willingly because you needed the extra cash. Or you'reCaim a kind and compassionate individual doing it to see smiles on everyone's faces (especially all those screaming, crying, snot-nosed babies). Maybe you were minding your own business and someone pulled you aside by threat of some ludicrous blackmail photos that are obviously photo-shopped. Or you lost a bet... you poor, poor person you.
Whatever the reason, it is possible you're in an itchy, hot rabbit costume and someone's going to come sit on your lap. Maybe you don't look as good as this, or as adorable as this, or maybe you're entirely off your marker here, or you're playing the part sexy bunny assistant who stands off to the side and gets ogled at by creeps... but you really don't want to look as bad as this. I hope.
So chin up, and get that lap ready for some butts.
[[VERY OPEN LOG, feel free to use it for general mall hanging-outs and random bump-intos if you want some new CR. One can assume Bunny photo shifts last only an hour or so, and that there are a couple of Bunny booths in the mall (seriously, this mall is huge), so there can be MORE THAN ONE UNFORTUNATE BUNNY TODAY. But chances are you don't want to be an unfortunate bunny and you came here to sit in their laps instead. You are free to individualize/personalize the Bunny costumes, as long as it is a rabbit.
Also, this post is very open to FREE NPC USAGE. If you have NPC accounts, old characters, want to make some one-shot cameos, munsterbate, ect, have fun with this log.]]
What: Hang out at the mall/get your picture taken with the Easter Bunny/be the unfortunate Bunny
Where: FDC's biggest mall
When: April 8th; Sunday THE MALL IS OPEN
Warnings: butts in laps
Final Destination City was a strange place; a world between worlds within worlds outside of worlds; a hodge-podge of places, ideals, beliefs, flora and fauna. Many holidays were celebrated here, some more commercialized than others.
For example, getting your picture taken with the Easter Bunny at the local mall.
So maybe you don't celebrate Easter and just need an excuse to hang out at the mall. There's plenty to see and do, especially with Spring Break and then graduation looming right around the corner. Or you came here to make fun of the poor sap stuck in the gaudy rabbit costume.
Maybe that poor sap is you.
Maybe you signed up willingly because you needed the extra cash. Or you're
Whatever the reason, it is possible you're in an itchy, hot rabbit costume and someone's going to come sit on your lap. Maybe you don't look as good as this, or as adorable as this, or maybe you're entirely off your marker here, or you're playing the part sexy bunny assistant who stands off to the side and gets ogled at by creeps... but you really don't want to look as bad as this. I hope.
So chin up, and get that lap ready for some butts.
[[VERY OPEN LOG, feel free to use it for general mall hanging-outs and random bump-intos if you want some new CR. One can assume Bunny photo shifts last only an hour or so, and that there are a couple of Bunny booths in the mall (seriously, this mall is huge), so there can be MORE THAN ONE UNFORTUNATE BUNNY TODAY. But chances are you don't want to be an unfortunate bunny and you came here to sit in their laps instead. You are free to individualize/personalize the Bunny costumes, as long as it is a rabbit.
Also, this post is very open to FREE NPC USAGE. If you have NPC accounts, old characters, want to make some one-shot cameos, munsterbate, ect, have fun with this log.]]
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Shadow ain't budging, man. Look at him, arms crossed and expression being exactly like this icon.
Exactly.
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And to illustrate his point, he picked up the biggest chocolate egg available to them, and hefted it into the air, yelling to some nearby children to 'Go Long!'.
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W o w.
Look at those kids, ready to grab those football eggs from a very chocolatey, echidna-y bunny rabbit.
This is stupid.
0_0"You do realize that the mall staff won't be pleased with the potential mess. Correct?"
Because they won't.
At least, Shadow's pretty damn sure they won't.
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WAIT KNUCKLES there are children around.
"I... give absolutely no... cares what Mall Rentacops think of my chocolate delivery methods. Look at the kids. The happiness on their faces. Today? We're making a difference."
And to illustrate this point he tossed a handfull of chocolate rabbits to a nearby group of waiting children.
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What.
Shadow couldn't help but shove his hand into his forehead. Like, cramming it onto his forehead. That is how agitating this guy is being right now.
Geez, going from being the Master Emerald's guardian to being a bunny. How wacky can this place get? WHO EVEN KNOWS.
"You can make a difference in a cleanly manner. Like so."
He silently motioned for some little girl to come over, and as soon as she did, he just kind of handed her a chocolate rabbit.
The girl was looking kinda freaked by this weirdo. Scariest bunny ever.