tank_rockarms: (Drama hands)
tank_rockarms ([personal profile] tank_rockarms) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2012-03-11 01:10 am

My Soul Burns, My Heart is Aflame with Passion: A Terrible Transformation! The Tears of a Venusaur!

Who: Max and Skullkid, and then Max and YOU
What: Max makes a stupid wish. The stupid wish comes true.
Where: Outside of the gym, and then everywhere.
When: 7am Sunday, March 11 - 7am Sunday, March 18
Warnings: A whole lot of violence. Everything on fire. Swearing.

Max was tired of all of this runaround, stressful world of concerns that he was currently inhabiting, a place where he was still on bad relations with Vinnie and Sasha was a who-knows-what.

He walked to the gym with a heavy heart. Even weightlifting was becoming slightly cumbersome. What a terrible feeling this was, to have life's greatest joy become a chore.

More to himself than anything else, and surely there was no-one hanging off of a rooftop or anything to overhear him, "Sometimes I wish I was a pokemon. It'd be easier if I was. Everything. You know. If I was a pokemon."

Just the words of a simple man with his simple thoughts thinking simple things.

((OOC: Post a time and a place to meet with... ... ...this guy. Though I would like to save the first encounter for Char. And then everyone else.))
maxizard: (Max - Oh Hai Char)

[personal profile] maxizard 2012-03-17 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
Max sauntered up to Char. God, that man could swagger.

"I don't remember excusin' you," Max said. "Now, I gotta go swimmin' with Vinnie in about twenty minutes. And it ain't even 6am. Nothin's open now anyway. So, I'm gonna come find you at 11. And then I'll take you into town."

"You're gonna be in your room at 11. And I'm gonna find you there. You're excused 'til then."
rivalkidneypunch: (why are you so dumb)

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2012-03-17 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"You realize there's no chance in hell that I'm actually gonna sit quietly in my room waitin' for you to do something I've already told you I'm absolutely not gonna let happen."

Five hours was tons of time. Grab a Hyper Potion, scoop Rasputin up, maybe haul ass over to Kanto for the remainder of the week? Could he even bring himself to desert his territory (or... ex-territory, really) and beat such an obvious retreat in the face of a strong opponent? On the one hand, that wasn't what Char was about. On the other, this is a person who had a godmode cheat Gamesharked onto him at birth.

You know what, Char? Figure it out when you're more than twenty feet away.
maxizard: (Max - Oh Hai Char)

[personal profile] maxizard 2012-03-18 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Then maybe you want to go swimmin' with me and Vinnie?" Max suggested without really suggesting it. "It might toughen you up."

Or kill you, you know. One of the two.

"Or you can go wait in your room for me to show up. Your choice."
rivalkidneypunch: (WHOA fuck that shit)

[personal profile] rivalkidneypunch 2012-03-18 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Yes. Great. The only way to possibly improve this situation would be to have Vinnie present to watch Char die a horrific watery death.

"What the fuck ever," Char snarled, tail smacking the ground irritably. He got back up, dusted himself off, and proceeded to skulk off with his tail between his legs. Figuratively, not literally, because that would probably trip him and/or melt his shoes.