And how evil Goose's new friend was being to him... yet Goose didn't care, or even comprehend how bad this was. Shakily, he slipped it on to himself, backwards at first. He somehow realized the tag being in front, however, and flipped it over to the right side.

"Uhm... uhm..." He poked his general abdomen area, specifically, around where the untied ribbon lied. "What'da I do with this string-y thing~?"

Boy, he sure was out of it.