This is very belated: A Very Typical Act of Kidnapping Princesses

[peach_cake]

Who: Peach, Bowser, and Holy Justice People
What: Bowser had kidnapped Peach...AGAIN
Where: Eggman's Space Theme Park in Space
When: Whenever date that was going on.
Warnings: Prrrobably violence

It starts...

And Peach didn't even think Bowser was going to attempt this in a theme park of all places honestly. And being in space and with him constantly, on a private starship...where could she even go? She was trapped!

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A thread for disgusting things said by Bowser

[ihateplumbers]

Bowser looked over at the beautiful woman next to him.

"How are you enjoying our little love voyage, Princess?"

Ugh

[peach_cake]

"Not so much..." Peach said, softly. Softly because...well. Bowser never gives up and it stinks. And trying to escape off the starship was pointless even more so because the area was so dangerous. Peach would not benefit from trying to leave the starship. Not at all.

"I don't think I need to tell you how inappropriate this is..."

Re: Ugh

[ihateplumbers]

"So why start now?"

[peach_cake]

To that, Peach sighed. "I suppose I should say you are not someone who's a quitter."

It was really pointless at the moment.

Eventually Bowser was going to have to stop this starship.

[ihateplumbers]

"You know what would make you feel better?" he asked, without pausing to let her answer it or bothering to actually answer that question in a way that would have satisfied anyone but himself, "a kiss from your brawny and manly king of love."

This is where people actually see this crap

[peach_cake]

Re: This is where people actually see this crap

[tattlemethis]

Goombella was in Starlight Carnival, just enjoying the view. In fact, she brought some binoculars to see some of the beautiful stars along with the ships.

Needless to say she wasn't thrilled when she looked at one of the ships and saw Bowser, holding Peach hostage.

After a moment, she pulled out her cell phone. She sent out a quick text saying "P. Peach kidnapped by Bowser again. Star Carn. Hurry."

Re: This is where people actually see this crap

[thelittlestsparky]

Watt was sitting on a bench, relaxing after riding all of those fun rides. She was staring up in space...when she noticed a spaceship in the distance. A spaceship carrying Bowser and Peach. It didn't take long to put the two together.

Normally she'd turn back into her lil' sparky form and fly up there without hesitation, but she had promised Parakarry that she wouldn't attempt to fight Bowser, not without letting him know first. Still, not doing anything was out of the question! This was an emergency, and she was still going to fight in the end. She didn't want to break the promise, however, so she hastily took out her cell phone and texted Para as fast as she could (the message was most likely along the lines of 'BOWSER KIDNAPPED PEACH AND THEYRE AT THE STAR CARNIVAL AND WE SHOULD REALLY STOP HIM AAAAAH') before springing into action!

[mailcalltime]

'NOT AGIN!!! OH ELDSTR IM COMING OVER NOW!1!'

Shortly after texted Watt back, Parakarry made the frenzied trip from Sweet Mountain.

"I'm here! I'm here!" he cried out frantically while landing. "Why won't Bowser ever learn?! We have to go get her!"

[electriccharge]

"I know, I know!!" she yelped, immediately turning back into her lil' sparky form right after. "Let's go right now!! We can still catch up to them!"

[tattlemethis]

Goombella caught up in short order. "Bowser's got Peach prisoner on one of the ships!" she shouted when she ran up to them.

The "Wario is blackmailed into rescuing Peach" thread

[wah]

Wario was at the park and saw the giant spaceship above him. Yep, that was Bowser all right. Did he particularly care that Peach was being kidnapped? Not really. The only thing he "cared" about was that Peach was dumb enough to get kidnapped yet again.

So, unless someone blackmailed him like he had been before, he wasn't going to do shit to rescue her. Sorry Peach, but you're just a ditz.

Re: The "Wario is blackmailed into rescuing Peach" thread

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Daisy was ready to jump into action. Nobody kidnaps her BFF and gets away with it. But on the way, she noticed Wario just sitting there.

"What are you doing just sitting there?" she asked in irritation.

[wah]

Oh great. It was Princess Ditz-face's best friend, Princess Bitch-face.

"Whaddya mean 'what am I doing just sitting here?' I'm enjoying this stupid amusement park, that's what!"

[aestheticemblem]

He was there for Daisy mostly. He was an easy-to-coerce guy when it came to someone he thought of as close. And Daisy was certainly something of a younger sister to him. Of course he was going to go along with her.

And while she was arguing with Wario, it hadn't escaped him. He had the slightest inkling of what was going on. He didn't know why, but he knew what. Something would need to be done, but it wasn't going to happen as long as Wario and Daisy were squabbling.

So he wondered what one single emperor could possibly do...

[givemeyouranswerdo]

The argument finally done, she turned her attention to Marth. "You going to help rescue Peach?" she asked him. She already knew the answer before she even asked, though.

[wah]

Wario was being dragged along with Daisy. He said nothing to the effeminate-looking man there, and just glowered at the whole situation. God, he hated Peach. He hated Daisy. He hated this whole damned thing.

But, while he hated those two annoying princesses, there was one person he hated a lot more: Bowser.

Re: This is where people actually see this crap

[pitticus]

Pit was just emerging from an ice cream parlor with a delicious frozen treat when out of the corner of his eye snatched the sight of PERILOUS KIDNAPPING SHENANIGANS! Was that Bowser? Ugh, that stupid overgrown turtle! HOW DARE HE SCORCH EVEN ONE FEATHER ON HIS WIN- hey, was... that Peach?

"Peach!"

He stared openly at the spectacle with his spoon hanging from his mouth. Then, he spit it out, dropped his ice cream, and kicked into action. Believe it or not, he actually forgot that he couldn't fly for a moment and sprung for the skies, beating his wings for leverage and aiming spaceship-wards. This worked for a while and he rose above the people and the buildings with that one objective stapled to his brain but once he reached his limit, he gained no more height and no more distance, and plummeted where he hung in the air.

"Gaahhh!" he cried sharply as he made impact with a gift shop sign. He almost lost his lunch with that gut-pounding land! So he lay there stunned, in an embarrassingly compromising position for all to gawk at.

Wow, that was the worst. All that awesome heroic bravado wasted!

Once he shook out of that paralyzing sensation, he hung onto the sign and tried his hardest to ignore the burning stares from below. There... had to be SOME way to catch up with them! But if he couldn't fly, how? Come on Pit, think! Think! Maybe there was something else he could fly with? Or maybe there was a high enough place to steal some lift from?

Then, it all fell into place. The pieces strung together as he gazed off into the horizon. The ferris wheel. He could jump off that! But he would need to hurry. His window of opportunity was shutting fast. There would be no fingers jammed under this pane!

[inferiordestiny]

[OOC: CAN LIQUID JOIN IN?]

[peach_cake]

[HELL YES]

[inferiordestiny]

Someone harassing Peach?! ... Fuck, he had to stay in character as Miler and Miller would never let Peachie-chan get hurt. It seemed other people noticed as well, so at least he wasn't going into this alone.

The question was, how did he get to the ship they were on?

Whatevs, better get on with the rescuing already

[peach_cake]

SERIOUSLY SOMEBODY RESCUE THIS LADY

[ihateplumbers]

Bowser has just been slapped by this fine young thing.

WILL NO-ONE SAVE HER FROM HIM STEALING A KISS???

ITT JEFF IS LAZY AND CRAZY

[givemeyouranswerdo]

It was a little bit of work to get one of the Egg Pawns out of one of the smaller ships. But once they did, the answer to this conundrum was simple:

Crash it right into the side of Bowser's ship.

It was like punching him in the face. Except with heavy machinery.

>:[

[ihateplumbers]

What's all this then?

What just hit them?

What could it be?

Bowser looked out of a convenient window and saw Princess Daisy's smug face looking at him out of another convenient window in the side of a smaller ship.

"WHAT?" he roared angrily, with great anger. "SHE CAN'T RUIN MY PERFECT DATE WITH PEACH."