So then EVA rode out from behind a wall on her motorbike and did a backflip and jacked that guy's face up and Raiden was like

"Oh my god that was so badass, however improbable."

and EVA was like "Yeah I know man."

So then Otacon and Mei Ling were like "Guys the mission...!"

And they were like "Oh yeah."

So EVA and Raiden did a fusion dance and became the ultimate hot blonde but nothing really changed.

except they went super saiyan level 7 which is more powerful than 6

Then EVARaiden punched the computer and it blew up and they were like "the day is saved thanks to us and our fists hurray"

and they flew away

THE END