"What? Like I said, I wear a lot of clothing, and I ain't taking it off!"

He hated it when people pointed out his obesity. However, unlike the mun, Wario was in a fair amount of denial about it. After all, he was quite muscular as well, judging by the size of his biceps and triceps. He just had a lot of visceral fat, although Wario would simply say that his high weight was due to his clothing. Yeah, that was totally it.

Getting back to the castle, Wario took some sticks and seaweed and tried to make a little flag for part of it. He figured he could decorate other parts with seashells, although his castle would probably still look pretty crappy anyway.