"11) I have no self confidence."

ehh.... *half-accurate*

"9) I have self destructive tendencies."

... Wish I had that beer again. *totally accurate*

13) I am very suspicious of others.

Don't give a shit.

14) I have hostility towards people that get more attention than me.

Don't give a shit.

21) I am always restlessly trying to determine whether people are my enemy or friend.

Don't give a shit.

23) I strongly dislike being around people who don't appreciate or care about me.

Don't give a shit.

26) I have magical thinking or odd beliefs.

I'm not Turtle man.

28) I fear getting involved with others.

No. I just don't give a shit.

31) I constantly fear being taken advantage of.

No idea... *50%*

36) I am very concerned about the hidden motives of others.

Pff. *INACCURATE*

40) I need others to assume responsibility in major areas of my life.

Uhh... no. *INACCURATE*

42) I don't let most people close to me because few meet my standards.

For once that sounds about right. *ACCURATE*

47) I feel I am very defective.

*takes a good ten minutes to decide*




... I just need a new night job. *INACCURATE*

48) I think other people are envious of me.

Don't give a shit. *INACCURATE*

50) I am very popular.

Was, man. Was. *INACCURATE*

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Just like back in military school. I am impress. *turns it in*