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The battle between girl and machine! Something goes horribly wrong?!

Who: Lash and Metal Sonic Battle. Something goes horribly wrong.
What: THIS IS....A SPAAAAAAR!
When: November 15th, Middle of the Afternoon.
Where: School's Stadium
Rating: ~~Panty shot kidnapping~~s. VIOLENCE. Also yes, kidnappings.

It had been a while! Geeze, she was getting butterflies in her stomach, as she passed the scenarios over and over in her head. It wasn' like Lash to get fidgety but one small mistake and... she didn't want to think about it.

As she waited for her opponent to arrive, the wunderkind adjusted all of her school-approved bazooka on her back, and the blasters on her sides. More armed than anytime during the wars, Lash was no fool. Metal Sonic was a pretty fierce opponent and the only way she could stand a chance of winning was playing this cool, and having a large supply of guns, bombs and the middletank which sat in the middle of the stadium.

Oh and hopefully she would be favored by this high item drop rate. It was worth a try, at any rate. Green Hill Stage seemed like a good meeting ground against him (he clash against it, teehee!) so she picked that too. He might argue against it, but Lash would take anything that could potentially be in her favor.

Now it was only a question of waiting.

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Eggman was just going to. Watch this.

Here is a Max. Here he is, in the stands, watching you.

Max doesn't know this Metal Sonic guy so he doesn't know what to expect. EXCEPT VIOLENCE.

"KICK HIS ASS," Encourages Max, kindly.

Hawke was totally there. Totally cheering for Lash.

He'd brought a book just in case.

Kirby was cheering for ~~his sister~~ Lash as much as he could. He had whistles and flags and some food off to the side at his seat.

Sonic was here to make sure Metal Sonic didn't kill Lash. He knew what he could do and he didn't like this at all. Especially when Eggman himself was there.

Lash was probably going to win.

I dunno Pit, Sonic was looking really unamused by this whole situation.

"Why do I get a feeling that something's bad gonna happen..."

Sonic caught Pit's attention immediately. He craned around to look the hedgehog in the eyes.

"Something bad? Like what, Sonic?"

"Lash is pretty resourceful," he explained looking at Pit in the eyes, "But Metal was designed to be my equal. He has nearly the same speed as me, not to mention robot technology in him. I have no idea how Lash is going to even begin to beat that."

All Pit could do was grin. "But Lash knows her robots. He may be your equal, but she's smart. She's got her ways of getting around obstacles, believe me. I wouldn't underestimate either of them."

"Let's hope so," he answered, nodding. "I just can't shake this odd feeling.."

Metal wasn't far behind in getting to the stadium. "Green Hill?" He laughed as he approached the controls. "Are you trying to mock me?"

He reached over and changed a few settings, by the end of it just pushing Lash away to type in some custom information. "This should be a better." He hit "Build", probably with a harder click/push/whatever than he needed to, and Green Egg Zone was built.

Picture the Green Hill Stage, if you will. However, now the plants are dead or dying, the nice wood constuctions have been replaced with metallic counterparts, and the whole loop has crumbled in upon itself. The water around the stage has taken a murky, purpleish hue, and you could swear the sky was beginning to reflect it.

"Does that work for you?"

That was a hell of way to deforest something. In an odd way, it almost reminded Lash of Dark Hole, and that gave her an odd sense of fighting serenity. Her confidence kept increasing each minute.

"Sure."

She cranked one of her guns. Showmanship, they were lasers and didn't really need to be cranked.

"Ready when you are."

"Then let's get started." He took a few steps towards the control room exit, but stopped.

"I'm not going to go easy on you, Lash. I hope you won't go easy either. And after this all, I look forward to a continued positive relationship between you and I, and Orange Star and the Egg Empire."

Without waiting for a response, he was out the door.

"No worries, neither will I," she replied back, even if she had no idea Metal Sonic could hear him.

They were going to put on one hell of a show, in any case.

She stepped outside and tried to spy who was in the seats, but the darker area made it hard to see. Didn't really matter anyway, she was a wunderkind genius, they'd all get to watch how awesome she'd overcome a robot.

"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

He started off with speed, engaging his rockets and bursting forward towards Lash, fist first.

Strike first, win fast.

Well that certainly started out in a hurry. Doing her best to move aside, Lash felt the claws brush her face. She yelped out in surprise and slight pain before trying to cover some distance from him. But this was Metal Sonic she was talking about, he'd always find a way to be close to her.

Only one way to fight back. She let loose the first round of her bazooka right in his direction.

He slowed down to turn, just in time to reverse some of the power to the Black Shields. Even a super robot like Metal Sonic can't survive a dozen rockets.

As the dust began to settle, small blasts of laser pierced the remnant smoke. Only a few scattered shots, sent out as he glided to the side, lining up for another pass.

The laser shots reminded her of the war in Black Hole. One never knew where they were fired, and with Metal Sonic's speed, guessing his current direction would be futile. In retaliation, she fired a few shots and rolled around the cold, metalic world.

And then! A sandbag fell from the sky and landed with a loud splat, mere inches from her. She just had enough time to dodge out of the way, letting out a less-than-dignified yelp. But the oddest thing was the bright red thong that it wore. How did it even...why would it...

CRAZY HAND was this your doing?! Maybe she should have checked out exactly the settings for the items before putting them on high. She had a feeling that this battle was going to a lot more silly than she would have ever wanted.

A.. sandbag?

Metal hadn't checked for items. He looked to the sky, first wondering where the items came from (He hadn't bothered reading the exact logs yet), then wondering why he should care in the middle of a fight.

And so he kept the pressure, this time launching himself into the air, and right back down, spiky head first. He started to to spark a little, the beginnings of a spark field, but it sputtered out. -Too many lasers. Hrm,- he checked his power levels. -Only a little more time to recharge.-

Well that was a short-lived moment of embarrassment, as Lash attempted another dodge to make sure she wasn't hit. She dragged her feet across the entire playing field, making use of the tight paces to launch herself in the air.

She had reinforced her boots with metal plates, and grinning, threw herself at the robot's form, left feet extended.

With a crash, the two collided. Metal reeled to the side, managing to let off the spark field seconds after collision. He wasn't able to check if Lash had been close enough to get hit, as he was too busy rolling across the ground.

Well, she had effectively stopped his speed rushing. For now. "Not bad, for a fleshling." He called out, standing up. "But it's not good enough to stop Eggman's greatest invention!"

"He might be good..." she paused, drawing out a few smoke bombs from her pouches as a protective mask slid on her face. "But I'm the wunderkind genius!"

The explosions detonated all around them as...a box of oranges fell from the sky. Yeah, this was Crazy Hand's work all right. So silly. So very silly.

The smoke wouldn't phase Metal as much as Lash might have hoped. His various optional sights kicked in reflexively, cycling through to find the best one. It wasn't perfect, but it was better than being blind.

He strode through the smoke, stopping only as something fell on his foot. A box? A... green box. He opened it up, but nothing happened. -Well, that was useless.-

"Come out come out, where ever you are." He whispered, as his rockets started lifting him into the air once more.

Of course Lash wasn't that stupid. She continued to sneak around, trying to grab whatever item had fallen close to her. A giant hammer. Well, those could certainly be very useful against someone like Metal. Energy surged in her as she grabbed it and suddenly it felt really light! Something compelled her to move up and down like a pair of jaws.

Squeak.

Squeak?

Squeak.

As she felt herself unable to stop moving, the thing tapped the ground with the harmless sound and she could only utter a few words;

"What the fuuuuu----" before being dragged away even more.

Edited 2010-11-12 10:20 (UTC)

Metal floated around, just a few feet off the ground. As the smoke cleared, he caught sight of Lash coming closer. Was she holding something? Ah, it didn't matter.

"There you are." He pushed forward, ready to pay her back for that kick. Foot out in mockery, he glided towards her chest, hammer bouncing uselessly off of him as he strikes.

His hot foot connected with her chest. While the pain was being created both by her mind and the arena, it sure as hell burned and felt hot to the touch as it connected with her chest area and send the wunderkind spiraling backwards into the ground, the hammer squeaking away into oblivion by itself.

"HEY! That hurt a lot!" Oh great, now she was really angry. Screw all these useless items! This was getting serious and she had just the items - black bombs hidden in her hair waiting for just the right moment to attack. She grabbed whatever she could from her hair and threw them at him, aiming at his head.

"TAKE THAT!"

Turning back, he saw a number of projectiles coming his way. He grabbed the nearest thing around and pulled it up to shield. Generally balloons (http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/Party_Ball) didn't make good shields, but this seemed a little more solid.

The first hit blew it right open however. Well, that was useless. Less than useless. It was bad. Lash's bombs suddenly began a chain reaction. With bob-ombs.

The resulting explosion was massive. The entire stadium shook, and Metal was blasted into the air. And as most things that go into the air, he came right back down, leaving a bit of a dent in the already ruined loop. The lights in his eyes flickered, and a light whirring could be heard.

Well...that certainly did something alright. Lash couldn't help but grin at the chain reaction that left a visible dent in Metal's shell. This was even better than she had hoped! She might be able to win this one. As she ran towards her, she took the rifle Hawke had bought her two years ago and cranked it again, as she readied to fire a shot at the robot's chest.

She didn't even notice the flickering light.

Such a short lived victory.

"Systems online. Objective registered." His eyes flared. As he stood, the damage became apparent. Sparks lined across his body, and much of his ~~beautiful~~ paint was scrapped and showing the metallic hue beneath.

And then he was fast again, dodging the gun. He began running circles, literally.

And then she fired at him.

The shot ricocheted off the metal from the speed and the circling.

DAMN.

DAMN.

"H-hey no fair!" she complained not to anyone in particular. Somehow her concentration was suddenly broken and she finally noticed how much damage him had given him the first time.

Well, now that the gun was useless, it was time to make a run for it. Somehow. This wasn't looking very good.

You don't run away from a copy of the so-called fastest thing alive. He charged in behind, energy output at maximum. The few sparks arcing across him grew out to a full cover, spreading even farther into a nebulous sphere of electricity. His Maximum Overdrive Attack, seemingly using any power that wasn't already used for sending him hurtling towards his opponent.

"You won't get away so easy."

Shit shit shit shit damn something was obviously wrong with him, and this wasn't a fun little spar anymore. She didn't want to loose! She didn't want to run away like a coward either.

In a last attempt to get some sort of chance on her side, she threw a bunch of bombs at him as she ran the other.

"Yeah well DODGE THIS!"

He dodged nothing. He didn't have to. The bombs blew uselessly around him as he grew closer and closer.

And then he struck, and the entire force of his V. Max rushed through Lash's body. It would probably have killed a lesser person, but Lash wasn't any ordinary girl. She was the wunderkind. She was strong. But not strong enough to stay standing, it seems.

Twitching and glitching, Metal strode to stand over her. "Objective complete. Phase 2." He scooped the limp frame into his arms, and without a single glance to the stands, shot into the sky, and out of sight.

WHAT.

WHAT.

Hawke was so on this.

Pit stood up out of his seat and dashed uselessly down a few rows of seats where he halted, eyes boring into the sky where the robotic hedhegog made his exit. He didn't even bother assuming it was part of the fight. The capture didn't seem normal to him at all. "What's going on!?!" he raged. "Where did they go? ...We gotta do something!" ~~Baw baw my wings suck baw~~

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