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What is love? Baby don't flirt me, don't flirt me no more

Who: Lash and You (OPEN LOG TIME!)
What: Lash tries to flirt like Blacky taught her, and horrible things happen.
Where: All over campus on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
When: Whenever you want, bby
Warnings: Horrible flirting.
Suggested Music: This song.

Well, she told herself she would do it. Now it was only a question of who would Lash come upon first. Deep breaths, calming voice, being in control. She could do that easily. The hardest part was how the other person would react, and keeping her short fuse in check.

It was a recipe for disaster, that was for certain.

((OOC - Much like an open office log, you tell me what date, time and where your character is. I will have Lash moving all around the school looking for victims and she has three days off from work, so anywhere from 6am to midnight is fine.

Yes, girls can come too.

Both log and action posts are allowed! Go with what you feel like doing, I will reply accordingly. Have fun, enjoy both of our characters making each other uncomfortable.))

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Nester was late. Again. He fell asleep at 1 o' clock AM after a long game of Monkey Kong 64 on his Panasonic 64. It was such a collectathon that it had him addicted for hours! Now he was pretty late for school. Oops.

Now, what was the point here? Nester apparently didn't care much that he was, because now he was up and around with his Game Bra Advance in his hands. Lovely. He was so into his game that he almost didn't notice Lash, but he did catch sight of her hair, thankfully, so he wound up noticing her anyway.

"yaaaawwwwwn Uh, hey afro-lady."

Lash didn't really want to flirt with Nester. But making him uncomfortable? That was an entire other ballgame. Plus if Lip found out she'd be so mad. This was clearly a win-win-win situation.

"Hey there carrot-top. What are you doing?"

Wasn't that... obvious? At least that's what Nester thought. He frowned a little and held up his Game Bra Advance, game intact (and now paused), for her to see.

"Playing games, duh. What about you?"

"Being bored," she replied, showing her hands that had nothing in them. "What's the game?"

"Uhh, Aquatic Symbol," Nester commented ~~with a horrible parody for Fire Emblem~~. "One of the best RPGs on the Game Bra Advance ever! Everyone should play it! The soldier classes are rad here!"

"Really?" Pretending to be interested could help her cause, or so she remembered Blacky telling her. "Can I see?"

Wow, Lash wanted to actually see the game? WOW. Nester broke into a grin, obviously very pleased. ~~One of himmmmm~~ "Yeah, yeah! You can see how a PRO plays it!"

He played on, making sure to hold it a bit close to Lash so that she could see the screen. He went for the main Paladin in the game and went to beat it.

He lost.

... Way to go, kid.

He was terrible.

"Hey this plays a lot like Primal Battalion, except it's medieval themed." She pointed to his stash. "Try using that spell first, it will protect him. I noticed he keeps healing himself, do you have a guy that can get him to shut up?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know what to do," Nester spoke, pompously thinking that he really didn't need her help. He was just showing her and his genius as he played! He still wound up using that spell, though, and...

"To shut him up? Uhhh, I dunno." Err, DID he? He looked at his other units as he thought.

"A mute spell." she explained.

He was so dumb, gawd.

"Uhh, yeah, yeah, I knew that," Nester grumbled, using it from one of his mages and letting the turns go on. He wound up finally beating that paladin in two more turns and took the throne for himself.

"See? I knew I could beat it," He pompously spoke. He wanted to take all of the credit, even though Lash helped, woops.

No dice. Time to have a little more fun at his expense.

"I hope you're much better with girls than you are with games," she snickered, poking him.

What.

Wait.

What did she just say.

"I bet I would be if I liked them because I don't but I mean I kinda do but not in THAT way and what the heck," Nester yammered, staring at her like she was insane.

Silly Nester, Lash was insane.

"So you don't like girls?" She brought one of her hands on his elbow and leaned on him. "Not even a little bit?"

"No way," Nester flinched a little, obviously uncomfortable. Why was she even ACTING like that? Lash never acted like that.

This was awkward, weird, and crazy all meshed up into one moment of 'what in the world is going on with afro lady'.

"So you like guys then?" Oh, she was inching close to him alright, still grinning.

"Heck NO," Nester retorted, clearly distressed now. ~~BAD MEMORIES OF BOY KISSING~~ "What the heck's YOUR beef today."

Time to REALLY mess up with his head. Pretending to look a little bit hurt, she gave him a hug.

"Aww Nester-poo don't be that way."

Aaaaaaaaah what the. First Lash was doing all that weird stuff, and now she was HUGGING HIM. What in the world WHY.

"Don't call me thaaaaat," Nester struggled out of her grip. "You're acting so FREAKY."

Trying to get yourself away from a girl who could easy strangle you if she so chose? You'd need arms of steel Nester. The other student's movements only only caused her to tighten her grip around him. This was so hilarious.

"Nester-poo! Nester-poo! Nester-poo! Nester-poo!"

At least she wasn't kissing him or anything. Nester was still so uncomfortable right now, though. This went from crazy to absolutely insane with a topping of mad.

"If you've got some kind of crush on me, I don't LIKE you like that and you're just being weird-o-matic all OVER me," Nester just continued with his struggle, despite it making her grip tighter. Ohhhh geez.

There was a laugh then. Evil, forbidding. Dark. Lash used the best line she had seen Ionia Sr use on someone.

"Don't struggle."

Then she suddenly released her grip and waited for him to run away.

Aaaaah what the hell no. That was just freaky.

"No way, go away!" Nester then ran and ran for his life. Lash, you have definitely weirded him out now. Congratulations.

"Don't hit any doors on your way out!" she snickered, holding her sides from laughing so hard.

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