What is love? Baby don't flirt me, don't flirt me no more

[thewunderkind]

Who: Lash and You (OPEN LOG TIME!)
What: Lash tries to flirt like Blacky taught her, and horrible things happen.
Where: All over campus on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday
When: Whenever you want, bby
Warnings: Horrible flirting.
Suggested Music: This song.

Well, she told herself she would do it. Now it was only a question of who would Lash come upon first. Deep breaths, calming voice, being in control. She could do that easily. The hardest part was how the other person would react, and keeping her short fuse in check.

It was a recipe for disaster, that was for certain.

((OOC - Much like an open office log, you tell me what date, time and where your character is. I will have Lash moving all around the school looking for victims and she has three days off from work, so anywhere from 6am to midnight is fine.

Yes, girls can come too.

Both log and action posts are allowed! Go with what you feel like doing, I will reply accordingly. Have fun, enjoy both of our characters making each other uncomfortable.))

Comments

Re: Lash fears nothing.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

"Lemmy." Kamek corrected. "His name is Lemmy."

He was willing to stay and chat about the kids' birthdays in the chance that she would buy them gifts (in order to save himself the trouble of buying them extra presents), until the Lash asked about their mother.

Small talk be damned, Kamek was much too respectful to breach that subject. So he evaded the question with an uncharacteristic smile.

"You're just full of personal questions today, aren't you? I'll be honest, I'm not touching that subject with a ten-foot pole. Why not ask Lord Bowser about it?" Kamek was certain that Lash wouldn't.

how did you know Iggy's name Lash, are you a mind-reader :0

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

"I raised him since he was a hatchling. I thought you'd know that by now." Kamek tapped his chin thoughtfully. "You know, you've never came up to me for small talk. What do you you have on your mind?" Not that Kamek was suspicious of Lash or anything. Hardly. He just curious to know what this was all about.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

"Those days were....really something else," Kamek reminisced. How one of the highest-ranking Koopa Troop members came to be some sort of substitute mother for the royal brats was beyond him. He was pretty sure Bowser alone shaved a few years off his life. having Samus nanny-ing the kids didn't seem like a bad idea after all

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

Oh...oh, he sees where you're going with this, Lash. And there's no amount of chit chat is going to bring out an answer out of this stubborn old wizard.

But rather than get annoyed again, he was somewhat curious in what this was about. Lash was obviously not going to tell him anything, so why not indulge her a bit? To his credit, she was at least trying to be discreet.

"Let's cut to the chase. I'm old enough to be your grandfather. Is that enough information for you?"

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

With all the old jokes thrown around, it shouldn't be too surprising that Kamek was old enough to be her grandfather, even if it was hard to tell by appearances alone. There was a reason he didn't like to talk about it. And a friend of Bowser's or not, he wasn't about to test his patience for some teenager's disturbing curiosity.

Besides, what would she want his birth date for? Some birthday event? He can't even remember the last time he celebrated that.

"Maybe better luck next time, kiddo. I have things to be doing." He turned to pick up the bag he dropped earlier.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

"Yes?" Came the rather flat reply.

No prob!

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

"You don't think it's possible this Slippy twerp just slipped and hit his head or something? Just because something goes wrong doesn't mean magic is to blame." For someone who specializes in the stuff, Kamek sure was skeptic.

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

Kamek refused to be treated like some personal voodoo doctor the moment some brat got himself in trouble. But he wasn't one to walk away from an opportunity to prove his genius either.

"So where do I see him?"

[geometricmagic.livejournal.com]

"I don't care. Whatever's convenient for the guy."