In which horrible curses befall the Koopa King and his faithful servant

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Who: Bowser, Kamek, Skull Kid
What: SHENANIGANS
Where: Somewhere... outside. Let's go with that.
When: October 12-ish


Skull Kid was bored.

He had been causing a lot of trouble lately, that much he knew. But even though it was always funny to watch them panic, as soon as the spell wore off it was like nothing ever happened. It's like everybody here was USED to weird stuff happening all the time! Apparently, he needed to up the ante. Maybe hit another teacher or two. One that would make a big fuss about it. Maybe he would almost get caught this time! That would be fun!

I knew you wouldn't want to stop once you started.

Skull Kid pushed that voice to the back of his head. He would deal with that later. Right now he had a new target to find. So he climbed up into a tree... and waited.

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Bowser was walking by, yammering on at Kamek about something or other that required yammering at. He seemed full of yelling and arm motions and snorts of fire.

He was complaining about something, that was for certain.

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And like a good servant, Kamek listened to everything Bowser had to say. Or in this case, yell. Complaints, insults, more complaints, and everything in between. He put up with Bowser's tantrums as a child, and he was going to put up with them now. That never seemed likely to change.

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Skull Kid was just a little disappointed that he didn't get to hide up in the tree all that long before the perfect target lumbered by. Two perfect targets, even! He could only imagine the chaos he could wreak with these two. He would have to do something special for them. Something very loud and annoying.

Oh, he knew! It would be perfect! So perfect that he couldn't help but giggle at his own cleverness again.

Skull Kid waited until they had passed underneath him, then dropped from the tree. Even if they had turned around at the sound, it would be too late- the spell was already hitting them at full force, complete with bizarre clashing colors and a slightly dizzy sensation. This was going to be so great.

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There was a funny sound was that... rattles? It sounded rattly. That was that funny sound and then the world folded in on itself and Bowser suddenly felt very strange. Whatever this was, it wasn't the sort of magic he was used to, it lacked the certainty of Kamek's sacred geometry. It made him sad inside

Someone was going to get their butt set on fire.

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And then the funny feeling went away. And Bowser was perfectly fine.

But the world seemed suddenly a lot bigger than it was a minute ago. Hadn't he been like 8 feet tall? He could have sworn he was like 8 feet tall. "KAMEK!" he yelled and his voice was oh my god his voice was high and it sounded like one of his kids.

"KAMEK, WHAT'S GOING ON," he screamed at the mass of blue robes floating above him, not even thinking of looking behind him at this point, just blasting all of his tiny, tiny fury at Kamek.

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Except Kamek wasn't flying above him anymore. When the strange sensation struck and made his insides feel funny, Kamek lost all sense of balance and landed with a 'thump' on the ground on top of his broom. Fumbling underneath the clothing that were now much too big for him, the now small Magikoopa blinked as he put his glasses back in place.

Was it him, or did everything seem big all of the sudden? Then he heard Bowser yell at him with a high-pitched fury.

"Oh my....Lord Bowser?!" Oh god why was his voice all high and squeaky? Why were he and Bowser small? What was going on?

Kamek felt like he wanted to cry.

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"KAMEK YOU OLD WINDBAG, FIX THIS, WHY ARE YOU SMALL, TOO? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR WRINKLES?"

There was a sudden pause. Bowser stared in shock.

"HOLY CHAIN CHOMP, YOU AREN'T A MILLION YEARS OLD ANYMORE, YOU'RE A YOUNG WINDBAG."

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"What?! Oh dear!" Kamek was panicking pretty bad right now.

"Lord Bowser! We have to remain calm!" This was Kamek's polite way of saying 'stop shouting I can hear you geez'. Kamek starting looking around as best as he could for something out of the ordinary. "I don't know how this could happen! I think someone did this!"

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"YOU DON'T SAY, YOU DUMMY? SOMEBODY DID THIS? REALLY? YOU MEAN YOU DON'T JUST USUALLY TURN INTO A FIVE YEAR OLD EVERY MONDAY?"

He was snorting fire and at this age he was much less good at controlling it. Whoopsies!

"FIX IT, FIX IT NOW!"