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[burnoutthesky.livejournal.com]

Who: Ho-oh, students and faculty who wish to pop in.
What: WOODSHOP, FABULOUS WOODSHOP
When: Thursday
Where: Outside by the lake, where else?

The idea of Ho-oh teaching such a manly class was laughable. Where spitting, scratching your ass and adjusting your junk in public was encouraged, it was pretty obvious that the hardest work someone as sparkly as Ho-oh had done in his life probably included pelvic thrusting.

Still, there's lumber laying on the lawn along with aluminum sheeting, wood paneling, nails, hammers, some black rocks and.. a heater? Oh dear, weren't cabins covered in the very first class?

"Afternoon everyone! I am Ho-oh and welcome to woodshop. Today we are going to build something we all can use, something that will make our lives a little more relaxed." He holds up a bucket of water and a ladle. "Today, we are going to build a sauna!"

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Attendance & Reactions!

[burnoutthesky.livejournal.com]

So, how many of you know what a sauna is?

Re: Attendance & Reactions!

[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

"Bzzt, speech program initiated - Beats the HECK out of me!"

This speech program thing was beginning to get really annoying. Gosh, Nester hated being a robot.

((omg sauna, best idea *A*))

Re: Attendance & Reactions!

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

After building that Jacuzzi (http://community.livejournal.com/sbg_logs/330659.html?thread=15161763#t15161763). for the first class, this is going to be the easiest grade yet.

You just have to tell Wave and me the dimensions you want, teach.

Re: Attendance & Reactions!

[thewunderkind]

[Hi, I'm mostly here for moral Band of the Hawke support]

I've read up about saunas online, but it sounds boring just standing in one sweating.

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

*Hello there, here is Goose watching to make sure there are no maintenance accidents and more crap that he'll have to fix.*

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[rockinthrutime.livejournal.com]

Omigod, I, like, totally love saunas!

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[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

Saunas are those little buildings where people take steam baths, right?

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[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

Oh awesome! This is gonna be great!

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[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

"No.. No I don't."

King Boo paused.

"Is it some sort of lady thing?"

((pfff no I didn't post this in the wrong place the first time))

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[princeangel.livejournal.com]

A sauna? Now that is something this school desperately needs. I cringe every time I see someone with poor skin. Honestly, how do so many people not know about proper skin care? It's just disgusting.

Re: Attendance & Reactions!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Is this the kinda sauna where like you got a towel around your waist and you sit in it to get rid of water weight durin' a cuttin' phase like at a real good gym?

Re: Attendance & Reactions!

[solarock.livejournal.com]

"Building... a whole sauna. That must take a lot of planning, according to my mental image."

Though, Anshu's never seen a sauna before; just a picture.

Lets start building!

[burnoutthesky.livejournal.com]

Now that you are all paying attention, these are the blueprints we will be using for today...




These plans are for a 5'x7' sauna, large enough to comfortably fit two Americans 5-10 people. The first step is to put up the frame work, so everyone needs to grab a hammer and some nails then get to it!

Re: Lets start building!

[thats-nogood.livejournal.com]

And only one Robotonik, you mean.

Re: Lets start building!

[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

*Here is Nester, going for it and getting ready to put up his own share of the frame work! His nails are bent a little unevenly because of his crappy use of a hammer, though. It's decent enough, though.*

Re: Lets start building!

[monotreme-101.livejournal.com]

*Vroom Vroom Beep Beep here comes an Echidna grabbing and hauling wood to the ~*~Appropriate places~*~*

It's Hammer Time.

Re: Lets start building!

[king-of-the-boo.livejournal.com]

*King Boo just stands there and watches the others work for now.*

Re: Lets start building!

[princeangel.livejournal.com]

*Jeff can't decide whether to let the others do the work and simply "supervise" or if he should actually lend a hand. Considering he kind of really wants this sauna built, he chooses to help out.*

The faster we get this finished, the faster we can try it out.

*Oh boy helping build the frame.*

Re: Lets start building!

[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

*Slippy gets to work sawing and working on the framework*

Re: Lets start building!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

Or one Max

::Max is absolutely terrible with tools, this just is not his thing at all so his job here is to lift heavy things with his muscles::

Re: Lets start building!

[solarock.livejournal.com]

Anshu tries to copy what others are doing, but doesn't really understand the value and end result of his actions. Still, it's not like he sat there and did nothing; he just didn't do much.

Re: Lets start building!

[thewunderkind]

[Chopping wood like no one's buisness.]

And now, the fruits of your labor!

[burnoutthesky.livejournal.com]

*From the outside, it didn't look like much. In fact, it looks a little bit like a cabin (http://www.saunashop.co.uk/res/user/1360_right-corner-view-b-on-white-600x435.jpg). Inside, however, was just a small rectangular room for taking clothing off. BUT AFTER THAT, There was beauty (http://www.saunashop.co.uk/res/user/1362_feb-06-sauna-from-above-600x601.jpg).

At some point, Ho-oh had already stripped down to nothing but a large fluffy white towel. Where his clothing went... well...*

Greater then anything is enjoying the things you worked hard to create. Undress and enjoy!

Re: And now, the fruits of your labor!

[tank-rockarms.livejournal.com]

I ain't on a cuttin' phase but I'll try it for awhile.

::Max has his clothes in a lump, and a somehow-big-enough towel around his waist. You feel emasculated now.::

Re: And now, the fruits of your labor!

[babylonmechanic]

Wave was already in human form, clad in a towel around her torso and her hair down. "I can't wait," she said with a grin.