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smash_logs2008-09-29 07:04 pm
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Experimental Psychology: 3
((She's totally been teaching in spirit! Except for last week when she kidnapped Lucas for horsesex.))
*The usually calm and playful woman seems more than a little agitated today... That can't be good.*
...I'm afraid there's been a change in plans today. I don't quite trust myself to give lectures at the moment, I hope you'll forgive me. Instead, we're going to do something fun.
On your desk there's a little questionnaire . Fill it out as honestly as you can, and your score will tell you which personality disorders you may or may not show signs of. Afterward, I want you to look through those books on the shelves back there and do a bit of research on these disorders. Perhaps you can find out a little bit about yourself, mm?
Remember: Your results are not official, and this is in no way a substitute for a professional psychiatric evaluation. It's just for fun and a sly way to get you to study personality disorders.
*The usually calm and playful woman seems more than a little agitated today... That can't be good.*
...I'm afraid there's been a change in plans today. I don't quite trust myself to give lectures at the moment, I hope you'll forgive me. Instead, we're going to do something fun.
On your desk there's a little questionnaire . Fill it out as honestly as you can, and your score will tell you which personality disorders you may or may not show signs of. Afterward, I want you to look through those books on the shelves back there and do a bit of research on these disorders. Perhaps you can find out a little bit about yourself, mm?
Remember: Your results are not official, and this is in no way a substitute for a professional psychiatric evaluation. It's just for fun and a sly way to get you to study personality disorders.
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Psht, I'm way too good for those! But I'll research 'em if you want, har!
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*Bops him lightly on the head* Now prove yourself and get working, buddy-boy. ♥
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Oh... I did not get a high score for a lot of them...
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.... ;A; Why are so many of them so high?! *quietly whimpers and gets to work....kinda freaked out*
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*PRETTY SURE HE'S AVOIDANT TOO AND JUST ANSWERED IT WRONG. Hits the books wordlessly*
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.... *Oh god this thing read me like a book. >_< ...Sighs and gets to work*
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.... dependent? I guess... that is true... *hangs head a tad, his headlight dimming*
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Ahahahaa~ Having a level of self-esteem that isn't in the dregs like so many other kids do apparently makes one a narcisist.
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*Oh god first that mind-scarring play and now a test that tells you what's wrong with you? Suddenly he is not as fond of Psychology as he used to be.*
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Miss Teacher! Ionia thinks the test is broken. There is nothing wrong with Ionia!
Are you feeling okay, Miss Teacher? 'A';; You are not sick, are you?
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Ah... I'm fine, dear. Just a bit put off by Zoology class today.
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Ah... Mommy does not like Zoology very much either! He goes there with signs and he always comes back frowning. What do you do in there, Miss Teacher?
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*Lowers her voice conspiratorially* Well, everything from cutting up dead things to torturing living ones. They were beating up birds and puppies today.
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owO How strange! Hu hu!~ *wonders what a lot of them are and gets to work to figure it out~*
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*has no idea what any of this stuff means... but that's what the books are for!*
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personality tests by similarminds.com
All right, let me see what this all means... *flips through the books* Well, I guess it's SORTA accurate...
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1/3
2/3
3/3
*storms away, tossing a rose into the trashcan over by another room*
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I'm a schitzotypal? Is behavior that weird?
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...hunh. Not bad!
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I dun get it.
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So...many...lines! @_@
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Huh... I believe that's...afraid of close relationships, and obsessed with one's own image? Odd. I think that it blows things out of proportion. *takes a few notes to do a bit more research anyway*
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I... need some time to think about my results. Excuse me...
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*Sigh*...I suppose I should find out what all this means then...Though I have a feeling I shall not like the answers.
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*Scribbled on some notepaper:
Schizotypal Personality Disorder -
individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered (!?).
Dependent Personality Disorder - individual shows an extreme need to be taken care of that leads to fears of separation, and passive and clinging behavior.
there's a few doodles at the bottom of the page, but they're mostly just some frustrating looking dots from tapping her pen against the paper.*
That's... not so bad. None of my results were over 75% at least.
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So, I scored high in...
Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.
Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.
Antisocial Personality Disorder - individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.
Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.
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I think my Schizoid behavior comes from an antire childhood spent by myself... I noticed this on my own, just never realised there was a name for it. I'm doing my best to change this about myself, though.
Schizotypal Personality Disorder I think comes from the same root... My perceptions are odd simply through a lack of knowledge. Again, trying to fix that and I think I -AM- getting better with it.
Antisocial!? This one is so far off the mark it's not even funny! I've spent the entirety of my life working to ensure the safety of the world and everyone in it! And the last few years especially, I've fought constantly for the freedoms of everyone! Hell, I just got here from escorting a bunch of puppies and birds to safety to ensure their right NOT to be kicked and beaten to death!
Narcisisstic...? I don't think this fits either... I've often been described as humble for someone of my abilities... but then, I do know where my strengths lie and if asked, I'll be honest... is that a bad thing? I don't know. It's not like I play myself up to be something I'm not and I don't THINK I need praise. It's nice but I barely even know how to accept it when it comes. Nor do I demand anything of anyone.
Obsessive compulsive...? Well, fifteen years spent almost all in one spot guarding one singular item'll do that to ya! XD; Order and perfection though...? Never been such a big deal for me. In fact, I've never much cared for orderly things... I like a bit of chaos and exzcitement! Mixed with heaping helpings of lazy, disorderly tranquility, of course.
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Interesting. I'm not going to lie, I was ignorant of most of this disorders before doing this test. I hope my results aren't too far from the norm...
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Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.
Antisocial Personality Disorder - individual shows a pervasive disregard for, and violation of, the rights of others.
Narcissistic Personality Disorder - individual has a grandiose view of themselves, a need for admiration, and a lack of empathy that begins by early adulthood and is present in various situations. These individuals are very demanding in their relationships.
..........yeah whatev.
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Interesting!
I'll get researchin'!
Hmph, I'm not that antisocial...