gentlesaint: (Rhys every day)
Rhys ([personal profile] gentlesaint) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2013-05-02 07:44 pm

First Aid is so Dope

Who: Rhys, students, and onlookers if applicable
What: Class! ...with an unfortunate twist.
Where Health classroom
When Thursday, May 2nd
Ratings: A teacher under the influence.

The last half of the school year was a turbulent one for Rhys's attendance. Ever since January, he'd either be listless, in mortifying pain that prompted him to dismiss class early, absent altogether (which happened for a good chunk of February), or, especially lately, subject to serious mood swings or odd, almost frantic behavior. It was like he was trying to hide something or had somewhere he needed to be, and pronto. This was a sharp contrast to his usual placidly cheerful personality, which was much more patient and dedicated to his job than this version of Rhys, which just kept getting progressively worse every week. Sometimes, he wouldn't show up at all at the scheduled time.

This week, it finally culminated into something horrendous.

Before class, he scrambled through a last-minute rush to assemble his review unit. He'd indulged in another one of those insidious black pops, the kind that was rapidly starting to engulf his life. During his high, he had an epiphany that he needed to compile his unit plans before class started, which he'd neglected to do earlier during his agonizing low period. Riding on this burst of energy and good feeling, he worked on his presentation without delay, but through some wicked stoner goggles.

All this hard work in such a small time frame perhaps explained why he hobbled into class five minutes late. He made his way over to the front of the class on unsteady feet. There was an unnatural sereneness about him, like he'd stepped out from a meditative trance with Nirvana.

“My... You sure are a lively crowd today, aren't you?” he marveled, despite observational evidence to the contrary. “That's good. But you need to settle down maybe. I'm gonna show you a video... a presentation. I made it myself. I really felt like I was one with the computer today, you know. A connection, and I'm not talking the internet kind!”

Without fail, someone groaned.

Rhys, however, laughed at his clever remark, then proceeded to fiddle with the projector. He damn near broke the thing.

((OOC: I will slowly be updating the threads with more of Rhys's "special" presentation slides! So if it looks unfinished, it is because I am going to trickle them in installment by installment. Feel free to respond to them!))
cruelcurse: ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛ: <user name="jusuinegai" site="tumblr.com"> (now we match!)

[personal profile] cruelcurse 2013-05-03 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Henry is totally here for class, hello. He's gonna love class today. I can already tell. ]
testsubject1: (I'm playin tennis)

[personal profile] testsubject1 2013-05-03 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Chell is here. Sitting in the back.]
dontgetcarter: (That's not really encouraging.)

[personal profile] dontgetcarter 2013-05-03 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Congratulations, Rhys, you are Carter's first impression of classes at Smash Academy. She's just going to spend most of this class in stunned silence.]
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[personal profile] planetcrusher 2013-05-03 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[W e l p let's just say that by the end of this, Health will be Makoto's favorite class.]
forgetbeam: (No Kyoudai das gay)

Re: Attendance!

[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-05-05 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh... nnnooooo...

Don't worry Rhys at least SOMEONE totally gets you on the whole connecting with your computer thing
wait
shit
]
Edited 2013-05-05 03:31 (UTC)
xxii: (EEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY)

[personal profile] xxii 2013-05-05 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Minako is on a quest. A quest to try out every single class offered at the Academy in order to know what to take next semester, considering how late she arrived in the school year.

She is here, and she is ready to learn.]
busstopsign: (Emo - Thinking worriedly)

Re: Attendance!

[personal profile] busstopsign 2013-05-05 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Shinjiro is only here because Minako is here and she insisted that he come because Health Class. Siiiiiigh.]
Edited 2013-05-05 06:41 (UTC)
servingmiwafyh: (excite!)

Re: Attendance!

[personal profile] servingmiwafyh 2013-05-05 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kaz actually made it before the teacher? This deserves her a trophy!]
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[personal profile] stay_classy_cat 2013-05-07 10:18 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY HELLO]
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[personal profile] dachopunk 2013-05-08 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, Dachora is sure gonna learn a lot today.]
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Re: Attendance!

[personal profile] will_be_god 2013-05-11 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
(Of course, Cyrus wasn't a student at all, but he felt the need to check in on Rhys)
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Slide One

[personal profile] sicklypriest 2013-05-03 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Once he (finally) managed to get the PowerPoint on screen, likely with a little help, Rhys began his presentation. Brace yourselves. It's gonna sting a little.



Smoothing down his shirt, he folded his hands neatly and smiled at the class. "This is my intro.. introduction. And today I'm teach you all about what to do when you do the first aid. It can be our little secret, see, that's what that means." He gestured to the furtive bandaid on screen.
servingmiwafyh: (surprised)

Re: Slide One

[personal profile] servingmiwafyh 2013-05-05 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
....

[Seriously, the only thing that could make this worse was comic sans. kudos to the prof for not going that far...]
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[personal profile] stay_classy_cat 2013-05-07 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Seth sat there with a sweet smile, hands folded politely over his desk. But on the inside he laughed.
sicklypriest: (pic#5059648)

Slide Two

[personal profile] sicklypriest 2013-05-03 03:34 am (UTC)(link)


"Oh no is right! What should we do if Mr. Clip Art is lying down and not up? It's scary, I know." He begins to look worried. "Oh dear. Maybe I should have made this slide less graphic..."

He glances around the room fretfully, hoping no one is upset by the gruesome images of the same person copied twice splayed out before them.

"But maybe this is the type of preparation you need... When a person is unconscious, you need to conquer your fear!" He thrust a determined fist into the air, inspiration sparkling in his bloodshot eyes. "You will save their lives."

Forgetting that he had more to say on the matter of delivering rescue breaths, he continues on to the next slide.
servingmiwafyh: (shoot me)

Re: Slide Two

[personal profile] servingmiwafyh 2013-05-05 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kaz took a moment to look around the classroom and see if all her classmates have collapsed on the floor from looking at this hideous slide. At least it would have been a worthwhile demonstration!]

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[personal profile] stay_classy_cat 2013-05-07 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
And laughed (thankful he did not need to breathe to continue his ugly mental laughing train unimpeded).
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Re: Slide Four

[personal profile] servingmiwafyh 2013-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[she raises a wing]

Banjo and I knew someone who swallowed a huge chunk of gold and we got it out by divebombing onto his gut with a sleigh. It worked just as well!

Re: Slide Four

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Sure! LET'S GET DANGEROUS

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Slide Five

[personal profile] sicklypriest 2013-05-03 04:40 am (UTC)(link)


"Except I don't think they can answer back..."
Edited 2013-05-03 04:40 (UTC)
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Re: Slide Five

[personal profile] servingmiwafyh 2013-05-05 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
IS ANYONE IN THIS ROOM CHOKING?


good.

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[personal profile] stay_classy_cat 2013-05-07 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
And laughed.
stay_classy_cat: (☀ isn't that cute)

[personal profile] stay_classy_cat 2013-05-07 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
And laughed, especially at this slide.
stay_classy_cat: (☀ shiteating smirk)

[personal profile] stay_classy_cat 2013-05-07 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
And laughed.
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Ninth Slide

[personal profile] sicklypriest 2013-05-05 03:49 am (UTC)(link)


He stares at the colors before him. He doesn't even look back. He just drones.

"Questions..."
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[personal profile] forgetbeam 2013-05-05 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
He's been in stunned silence up until this point, but now that the floor is open for questions...

...He doesn't even know where to start. Maybe with the most obvious one.

"Are you alright?"

The answer's pretty obvious, but he wonders if Rhys himself knows something's definitely wrong.

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Tenth Slide

[personal profile] sicklypriest 2013-05-05 05:50 am (UTC)(link)


He fails to say anything. It's almost creepy, like his spirit slipped away and all that remains is a shell of a body.
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[personal profile] stay_classy_cat 2013-05-07 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
And laughed, as if he could spiritually point and laugh his ugly laugh at his poor, miserable, comatose soul.
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Final Slide: What a Twist!

[personal profile] sicklypriest 2013-05-05 05:57 am (UTC)(link)


Rhys's eyes roll to the back of his head, and he collapses right there on the spot.

...Welp.

Time to put those freshly-drilled CPR skills to the test, kids!
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[personal profile] xxii 2013-05-05 06:54 am (UTC)(link)


Oh my god, did the teacher just faint?! Oh gosh, oh man, Minako may have just had a lesson on CPR, but that wasn't where her mind went in response to a man down, especially in a place that was so open about magical powers and the like. Minako pulls what appears to be a gun out of her bag and quickly presses it against her temple, seemingly nonchalant about this action despite being obviously alarmed about the teacher. "Persona!"

Guys is this girl about to shoot herself in the head.

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