smash_logs | [OPEN LOG] Bunnies and babies and butts, oh my!

Who: YOU
What: Hang out at the mall/get your picture taken with the Easter Bunny/be the unfortunate Bunny
Where: FDC's biggest mall
When: April 8th; Sunday THE MALL IS OPEN
Warnings: butts in laps

Final Destination City was a strange place; a world between worlds within worlds outside of worlds; a hodge-podge of places, ideals, beliefs, flora and fauna. Many holidays were celebrated here, some more commercialized than others.

For example, getting your picture taken with the Easter Bunny at the local mall.

So maybe you don't celebrate Easter and just need an excuse to hang out at the mall. There's plenty to see and do, especially with Spring Break and then graduation looming right around the corner. Or you came here to make fun of the poor sap stuck in the gaudy rabbit costume.

Maybe that poor sap is you.

Maybe you signed up willingly because you needed the extra cash. Or you're ~~Caim~~ a kind and compassionate individual doing it to see smiles on everyone's faces (especially all those screaming, crying, snot-nosed babies). Maybe you were minding your own business and someone pulled you aside by threat of some ludicrous blackmail photos that are obviously photo-shopped. Or you lost a bet... you poor, poor person you.

Whatever the reason, it is possible you're in an itchy, hot rabbit costume and someone's going to come sit on your lap. Maybe you don't look as good as this, or as adorable as this, or maybe you're entirely off your marker here, or you're playing the part sexy bunny assistant who stands off to the side and gets ogled at by creeps... but you really don't want to look as bad as this. I hope.

So chin up, and get that lap ready for some butts.

[[VERY OPEN LOG, feel free to use it for general mall hanging-outs and random bump-intos if you want some new CR. One can assume Bunny photo shifts last only an hour or so, and that there are a couple of Bunny booths in the mall (seriously, this mall is huge), so there can be MORE THAN ONE UNFORTUNATE BUNNY TODAY. But chances are you don't want to be an unfortunate bunny and you came here to sit in their laps instead. You are free to individualize/personalize the Bunny costumes, as long as it is a rabbit.

Also, this post is very open to FREE NPC USAGE. If you have NPC accounts, old characters, want to make some one-shot cameos, munsterbate, ect, have fun with this log.]]

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CRAZY HAND IS THE WORST PERSON IN HISTORY RIGHT NOW AND HE SHOULD FEEL HORRIBLE.

"....uh. H-Hey... buddy...."

This was. Unexpected. ~~If only dat Rouge were here in that costume.~~

Look at him, Knuckles.

Look at Shadow glaring daggers at you.

Like, you are one of the last people he wants to see apart from, say, Sonic, Eggman, Rouge, etc.

At least the other two aren't here.

... They aren't, are they?

"What do you want."

"I want... to... uhh.... Keep walking and forget that I... ever.. saw this?"

That's the right answer, isn't it?

"You better, echidna," warned Shadow, pointing a single digit at him, "and don't speak a word of this to anyone, especially not your little blue friend."

That probably didn't even need to be said, but for posterity, he felt it necessary. If word got out to him, of all people, about this...

"Hey, man. Don't give me any attitude." Knuckles replied. And here he was feeling BAD for Shadow up until that point.

"Besides. These days, we don't TELL people things. We upload photos to the internet using our cellphones."

What was that in his hand, Shadow? Was that a cellphone? It was. No pictures being taken yet but still.

Oh.

No way.

"Don't. You. Dare."

Look at his face, Knuckles. It is the face of 'I WILL DO BAD THINGS TO YOU IF YOU DO THIS'.

It is a very serious face.

"Don't I dare... what? Hit the little red 'capture' button right here? And what if I do?"

You're not the boss of me Shadow.

"What would happen if you did would be unspeakable and indescribable. Don't."

Yeah he'll probably punch you Knuckles okay.

~~Do it anyway.~~

"Don't? Don't what? Take this picture and upload it to bluehedgeblog-dot-com, the number one place for fans of Sonic the Hedgehog to gather and share stories about how awesome Sonic is for saving the world so many times? Don't do that, you mean?"

Button PRESS.

"Oh. Oops."

Oh.

Oh, he sees how it is.

You know what Shadow sees?

His fist, your phone.

He has no choice. He must exterminate the evidence.

Oops too slow, Shadow. Knuckles is dancing backwards like a pro.

"Ninety eight... ninety niiiine... One hundred percent! Upload complete!"

He's looking mighty smug right about now.

"And this is why you oughta treat me nice - I was just trying to be friendly but nooooo. You gotta get all broody on me."

Mission: Failure.

NOT COOL.

Look at him now, Knuckles. All up in your face. He is really not happy in the slightest.

I mean, okay, he isn't happy most of the time, but now it. is. ON.

"You will pay for this, echidna."

"Geeze, lighten up, man." Knuckles replied, chucking an arm over Shadow's shoulder. "You started this whole thing - why are you even IN a bunny suit?"

Shadow's quills bristled, and with a small shrug of the shoulder to get his arm off, he gave his terse explanation:

"This is all the Hands's fault. This is not my doing."

"....huh. Somehow, that's even MORE embarassing, issn't it? I mean, that you got forced into this."

Knuckles thought on it for a moment.

"You know what you should do? You should OWN this. Like 'Hell yes I'm a rabbit.' You're secure in your alien-hedgehog heritage, right? Why should some bunny ears affect that at all? Here, you know what?"

Knuckles walked over to a nearby stand filled with easter products and plucked a pair of ears from the rack.

"I'm down. Let's rock this rabbit gig together."

He.

Was.

But.

What.

If it is even possible for Shadow's brain to freeze as if it had just stepped into the North Pole? It just did.

"... You. Cannot be serious."

"Oh, I'm serious." Knuckles replied, slipping the clerk a five dollar bill for the ears and accepting his change.

"Look. What sounds better to you? 'OOhhh, poor me - the Hands made me be a bunny!' or..." He donned his ears and crossed his arms. "'Yeah. I'm a bunny. Best damn bunny you ever saw.'"

"Neither."

Shadow ain't budging, man. Look at him, arms crossed and expression being exactly like this icon.

Exactly.

"Wrong answer, Ultimate Bunny Rabbit." Knuckles replied with a shrug. "You need to work with what you've got. You got forced into this and you wanna play it that way? That's hella weak sounding to me. I would much rather set my ears at a jaunty angle and rule my own destiny. If I'm gonna be a rabbit, then I am gonna be one Hell of a Rabbit."

And to illustrate his point, he picked up the biggest chocolate egg available to them, and hefted it into the air, yelling to some nearby children to 'Go Long!'.

Wow.

W o w.

Look at those kids, ready to grab those football eggs from a very chocolatey, echidna-y bunny rabbit.

This is stupid. ~~0_0~~

"You do realize that the mall staff won't be pleased with the potential mess. Correct?"

Because they won't.

At least, Shadow's pretty damn sure they won't.

"You do realize I give absolutely no fu--"

WAIT KNUCKLES there are children around.

"I... give absolutely no... cares what Mall Rentacops think of my chocolate delivery methods. Look at the kids. The happiness on their faces. Today? We're making a difference."

And to illustrate this point he tossed a handfull of chocolate rabbits to a nearby group of waiting children.

Hahahahahaha.

What.

Shadow couldn't help but shove his hand into his forehead. Like, cramming it onto his forehead. That is how agitating this guy is being right now.

Geez, going from being the Master Emerald's guardian to being a bunny. How wacky can this place get? WHO EVEN KNOWS.

"You can make a difference in a cleanly manner. Like so."

He silently motioned for some little girl to come over, and as soon as she did, he just kind of handed her a chocolate rabbit.

The girl was looking kinda freaked by this weirdo. Scariest bunny ever.

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