smash_logs | STUDENT/FACULTY AUCTIONS

Who: Everyone
What: STUDENT/FACULTY AUCTIONS
Where: Auditorium
When: Friday, March 23rd
Warnings: A for AUCTIONS

It's that time again, where the school's impressive auditorium is filled with rows and rows of folding chairs, and prospective buyers take a seat while those waiting to be sold line up on the stage. At the podium, there is Seth Richardson; looking both thrilled and not thrilled to be here.

"Welcome, everyone to our Student-Faculty Auction! As you may or may not know, Host Club has invested a fair share of funding into this event to make it as wonderful as it should be. You should thank everyone in Host Club for all their hard work."

Yes, it had taken a rather large exertion on his part, and yes he was sure he could think of better things to do but, if all went well, his investment would see, ahem, some return in his own pocket.

Not that anyone needed to know that.

"Let's get started, shall we?"

[[APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAY FOLKS. At this and pretty much everything this event. ~~We'll use this experience and future-date things a week in advance next time.~~ There are some RULES TO THIS AUCTION so PLEASE READ:

Help us and your fellow players out by also commenting in the TITLE with your BIDDING AMOUNT.
Try be IC with character's money amounts... or lack thereof. We are pretty flexible and want you to have fun and you are allowed creative work-arounds; lying and loan sharks and playing out the subsequent consequences of those sorts of things are excellent options I fully endorse.
One purchase per person. Bidding on multiple people is very encouraged, but you will only walk out of here with one.
People in the auctions are allowed to bid on other people in the auctions.
Auctioned people can come with a highly recommended Crazy Hand brand obedience collar™. These will be optional OOC, but if you utilize them they will be mandatory IC.
If you don't see a thread for your character and you want in, don't hesitate to make one for yourself! If you see a thread for your character and you want out, don't comment or (preferably) leave a note and we can delete no problem.
We'll try to help you as far as clarifying who wins who, but this will primarily be left up to player discretion. Use of ((OOC NOTES)) is highly recommended as RNG will not be involved. Unless. You want it to.
Plotting and planning thread was here if it helps.]]

CURRENT BIDS:
Vinne purchased by Sasha for $200
Bulba purchased by Chika $40
Ness purcahsed by Apple Kid for $20
Lash purchased by Claus for $10
Bob purchased by Majima for $2,000,800.01
Samus unsold; current highest bidders Bowser and Falcon currently at $150,000
Alex purchased by Empo for $400
Sasha purchased by Knuckles for $170
Naoto purchased by Kanji for $80
Kieran purchased by Amity for $40.25
Jon Talbain unsold; current highest bidder defaults to Blacky at $20
Phoenix Wright purchased by Cammy for $10
Yu purchased by Naoto for $15
Vincent purchased by Zelda for $15
Caim purchased by Phoenix for $2.25
Duster purchased by Kumatora for $20
Flint purchased by Ocelot for $100
Leon owes the school $100
Falcon unsold; current highest bidders Bowser and Samus currently at $10,100
Zelda purchased by Green for $35
Brock purchased by Milimili for $37
Pit purchased by Little Mac for $3,500
Byrne purcahsed by Kyogre for $20
Little Mac purchased by Ness for $5
Blacky purchased by Leon for $1,500

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Leon is going to talk to her about things if he has to pay a shitload of money for this. He can only be compelled to troll her so much.

...

But the temptation for revenge was so strong.

"BLACKY'S PRETTY AMAZING AT SEX, YOU GUYS SHOULD GIVE HER A SHOT!"

If he can't hurt her physically or emotionally, the next best thing to do was humiliate the shit out of her.

Oh he did not just-

HE DID.

If he was hoping for Blacky to leap across the stage to punch him right in his smug little face, it was a great success. HERE SHE GOES SHE'S OUT FOR BLOOD.

~~that was the plan! to give you a boner! And you got one!~~

He shoved some audience members aside to bend over and dodge.

"I WOULD PAY A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR HER TO GET IN MY PANTS AGAIN, BUT THERE USED TO BE A DAY WHEN SHE DID IT FOR FREE AND I SHOULD BE FAIR TO YOU POTENTIAL BIDDERS!"

She was not going to give up until she got at least one hit in, damn it.

"I'd pay a thousand dollars for your death!"

"YO POWALSKI, YOU GONNA BID OR ARE YOU GONNA KEEP WASTING MY TIME?!"

"Ooohhhh..." Warren cooed as a fight broke out. This really couldn't get any better.

"This is unbelievable, friends. They're breaking out into a brawl, and I could of sworn I heard him say one thousand dollars. One thousand dollars for the little lady, do I hear one thousand and fifty?"

"No! NO!"

OH GOD CRYING ON THE INSIDE. Uncontrollable rage on the outside.

NO WAIT THAT WASN'T AN ACTUAL BID!

...SHHHHHHIIIIIT!

"So much for getting Samus, I suppose"

"One thousand dollars, going once..."

"HER CURVES ARE THE BEST THING A GAY MAN'S EVER GROPED!"

"O...One thousand and one!"

Did she even have that much in her savings account anymore? She sure hoped so.

(She did not.)

"One gold dubloon, equal to $1012!"

WHO WAS THIS SURPRISE CONTENDER? Time to step it up, Leon!

Oooh, dubloons. Those were a good choice too, Celebi decided.

"TWELVE HUNDRED"

It was out of impulse, really.

wait...

"SHIT."

Who's this douchebag?

So much for that ~~misfired~~ relief.

"THIS IS STUPID. YOU'RE STUPID."

"I think I just lost my sex drive for another year."

"At least that's one thing I don't have to worry about."

So this was the sexy MILF from Valentine's, eh? With this whole ruckus, Majima decided that he liked this lady's spunk. Not that he actually gave a crap about winning, but hey, he had money to burn.

"Thirteen hundrrred!"

It was THAT GUY.

What a hero. Please don't turn out to be a creep, That Guy.

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that at all, you two-timing whore. I'd rather pay $1500 to get some from my own hand!"

This was obviously directed at Blacky.