smash_logs | CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

Who: YOU and YOU!!!
What: CUPID MAN
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: February 14th – time varies
Warnings: People in strange love times.

Instructions: Start up threads, make sure you include everyone in your cupid group (So Lash's group would be Cyrus, Hawke, Lash and Ron) and there is no real need for a tagging order. Someone can show up later after people have been hit with an arrow etc. When you need Cupid Man, go post in the OOC post.

Note: Don't forget Morty's fortunes! They are amazing and awesome and go post in them, NOW.

Ahh what a fine day for causing trouble!
Robotnik was nowhere to be found (Good), but the Mega Twirp had found himself back in their school (Bad). Of course Wily couldn't risk doing this back in Capcom, oh no. Nope, if he was going to test this little robot, built upon leftovers from his nemesis shitty inventions, OH he was going to test it on Smash Academy.

Cupid Man was a state of the art Robot Master (tm). Designed to look a bit like a cupid, it had both stealth and a weapon which could amusingly switch how a person felt about the other. And what a perfect time to test this than Valentines!

...no he wasn't bitter at being FOREVER ALONE. Or being a Virgin Man.

Regardless of what you might think of him, he was totally crackling away at his home base, watching how this would all unfold.

And what a good time would be had by all.

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Just his luck that Vinnie would have landed back in time for this annoying holiday. It wasn't so much that he disliked the idea or that he was bitter for love or anything. But considering how accepted it was that these annual Cupidbots were, he was not looking forward to that mayhem rearing its ugly head again. Last year was bad enough. He could only hope in vain that this year would be different.

With Morty's fortune-telling weighing on his mind, the Venusaur had set his mind on avoiding the school for the day. Instead, he was sticking to the greenhouse. Yes sir. After all, he had a lot of catching up to do with all of them. And with the new plants he'd received from Christmas (ah, demon poinsettias, what was he going to do with you guys,) he had a lot of new faces to get to know.

Hopefully he'd be undisturbed. Just him and his naming book, yup.

Being left alone? This was Valentines, crazy things were going to happen!

Gladys was lingering by the greenhouse, unsure whether she should just go inside to see if anyone was in there. Her last encounter with "Bulba" ended on a not-so-well note, along with getting into an argument with "Marie"...which she later realized he was the actual Bulba... This "heartswap" deal left her a little drained and sad, not to mention confused. She tried to make a Valentines chocolate to give to Bulba to apologize, but she didn't exactly know where to find him, nor did she know what to say to him if she did see him.

When she did sense movement in the greenhouse, she decided to make her way in.

"Is anyone here?" She called out.

Sitting among his giant tulips and demon poinsettias, it was easy to lose Vinnie in the sea of flowers. But he poked his head out from where he sat, looking for the owner of that voice. It wasn't Erika, he knew that for sure. Some girl he wasn't as familiar with, then. Alas, the brief conversation (if it could even be called that) hadn't exactly endeared her to memory.

It sounded like she was hesitant about something or other. Wasn't in Vinnie's nature to ignore anyone who needed plant-related aid.

"Can I help you...?"

Neither of you had asked for it, but now there was a magical man appearing to cause love and chaos. Uncloaking nearby, what little they might have heard was the sound of a machine bow being cranked up before two pink love beams hit them right square in the chest.

[I rolled an extra number for the both of you to determined how you felt about each other running naked around and I got a 9. So now you want to run around having babies. ENJOY.

Gladys = 5- Sense of Decency goes Kaput: NAKED IN THE SCHOOL AWW YEAH!!! Goodbye sense of shame, hello love and crown of flowers...and not much else.

Vinnie = 5- Sense of Decency goes Kaput: NAKED IN THE SCHOOL AWW YEAH!!! Goodbye sense of shame, hello love and crown of flowers...and not much else.]

Then he disappeared.

When she heard the machine noise, she turned to look... Only to see pink beam hit her chest. There was no pain, and she confusedly rubbed at her chest before looking back at the green ~~hobo~~ stranger

"I wonder what that was about?" She asked as she started unbuttoning her dress.

Vinnie had the same bewildered look on his face as he stared at down at where the pink beam had struck him. Though his confusion quickly changed from 'what just happened' to 'why am I covered in this colourful fabric?' It was all over him for some reason, even though it was super uncomfortable. Why...?

Well, no more of this nonsense. The Venusaur grabbed his shirt by the collar and

~*ripped it off*~

because that's totally how men take off shirts. ~~Shut up, Max.~~

"I got no fuckin' clue," he said as he tried to do the same with his pants. It was proving a bit more difficult though.

Edited 2012-02-19 08:10 (UTC)

~*~ Oh Mister Hobo, so manly~*~

"Oh my!" Gladys said with a squeal. Good thing she wore one piece dresses usually; she was already out of her clothes and only in underwear now.

Vinnie had to stand up to wrestle himself out of these terribly confining pants and underwear, while trying to kick off his sandals in the process. He managed it eventually, finally achieving the glory of complete nudity. Just as Arceus intended.

That's when a feminine voice caught his attention. He raised his head and saw

~*the woman who could only be the mother of his future children*~

standing there, also disrobing. It's like they were made for each other, man. They were so perfect.

"Oh my god..." An expression of wonderment on his face, Vinnie approached her. Tenderly, he took her hands in his and gazed lovingly into her eyes. "Let's get you out of those terrible fabric restraints."

Edited 2012-02-19 09:25 (UTC)

~~And then there were sparkles and shoujo bubbles everywhere~~

A heartbeat skipped as she gazed into the other's eyes. Normally, she would have been disgusted with the homeless look the other had, but there was something about him that looked very attractive that moment.

"What a kind man you are. It would be grateful if you helped." Gladys replied, her voice feeling softer than usual.

It was probably the fact that he smelled like a gajillion flowers in full bloom right now. He smelled like Bulba, except multiplied by a thousand. This was a Venusaur in full pollinating mode. The air was pretty much a flowergasm.

"I would do anything for you..." Gently, Vinnie reached for her bra clasp and

~*ripped it apart*~

because how the hell is he supposed to know how bras work? Either way, it came off easily now. Also, it was ruined.

~*~And the smell was ~~delicious~~ what Gladys liked.~*~ A lot. Or something. ~~Italics~~ And She could care less about her ruined bra. ~~For the day.~~

As soon as her bra fell off she latched onto thee Venusaur's arm.

"I've been waiting for someone like you." She said in a soft voice.

"Me too," agreed Vinnie in hushed tones. Their bodies drew hugged against each other, skin against skin as he slowly leaned in close and kissed her and it was

~*super dreamy*~

but also probably super itchy because that was a helluva beard he had going on.

"I want to spend the rest of my life with you," he said when their lips parted. "We'll make so many flowers, the greenhouse will burst."

Yes, very itchy. But she could care less because it was

~*~like a fairy tale~*~

~~for the most part...~~

"That would be amazing." Glady replied in a quiet voice. "We can fill up the entire place with adorable buds and be one big happy family."

"I've always wanted to be a father," confessed Vinnie as he caressed her cheek in a totally romantic way. "And you would make such a wonderful mother.

"We can start a new Garden, right here, and fill it with our love."

~*and then they'd live happily ever after*~

CUPID MAN SHINES DOWN UPON THE SCHOOL (Open to all)

Vinnie | Gladys

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