Of course, they had probably paid for The Best Marriage Celebrant in the entirety of Final Destination City. Only the best would do, right?
Wrong. Because a building fell on that guy.
So instead, you get something Entirely Different.
The music started to play and suddenly there were fireworks and a rain of oranges fell from the top of the clock tower like giant, orange hail.
"HERE YE, HEAR YE! COURT IS NOW IN SESSION, THE HONORABLE JUDGE CRAZY HAND PRESIDING!"
No-one had seen either of the Hands for Weeks. Months, in fact. The Clock Tower, where they lived, had been barren and empty to all who had approached it since this crises had begun. But, such was the POWER, the unadulterated STRENGTH of Eggman and Flurrie's love, that Crazy Hand, Master of Ceremonies, had been summoned from whatever Orange Juice Soaked Void he had been infesting prior to now.
"We are here today to join this megalomaniacal wannabe world conqueror and this Lifetime Channel daytime movie actress made of sentient gas in an unholy union. The institution of
is not one to be entered into lightly. But hell, the world's about to end so really, we don't have much to lose, right? Besides, when the Moon hits your eye like a big Pizza pie? That's Amore. Also far more pleasant than the actual moon hitting you in your actual eye, which is probably going to happen soon. But instead of your eye, it's going to be your All Of You. And GREAT. Now I'm hungry for Pizza. Thanks, Amore."
Re: THE CEREMONY
Wrong. Because a building fell on that guy.
So instead, you get something Entirely Different.
The music started to play and suddenly there were fireworks and a rain of oranges fell from the top of the clock tower like giant, orange hail.
"HERE YE, HEAR YE! COURT IS NOW IN SESSION, THE HONORABLE JUDGE CRAZY HAND PRESIDING!"
No-one had seen either of the Hands for Weeks. Months, in fact. The Clock Tower, where they lived, had been barren and empty to all who had approached it since this crises had begun. But, such was the POWER, the unadulterated STRENGTH of Eggman and Flurrie's love, that Crazy Hand, Master of Ceremonies, had been summoned from whatever Orange Juice Soaked Void he had been infesting prior to now.
"We are here today to join this megalomaniacal wannabe world conqueror and this Lifetime Channel daytime movie actress made of sentient gas in an unholy union. The institution of
is not one to be entered into lightly. But hell, the world's about to end so really, we don't have much to lose, right? Besides, when the Moon hits your eye like a big Pizza pie? That's Amore. Also far more pleasant than the actual moon hitting you in your actual eye, which is probably going to happen soon. But instead of your eye, it's going to be your All Of You. And GREAT. Now I'm hungry for Pizza. Thanks, Amore."
His ostentatious hat tilted to the side.
"FRODO! GIVE THEM THE RINGS!"
Sonic. There's your cue.