Hagakure looked up at Sonny and blinked a few times.

Why was he crying?

Oh, right, loss of human affection. Emotions. Girl-problems.

"Uh, cheer up, dude, I mean, remember, I said you'd have sex sometime in the future. You aren't going to die a virgin. You've got that going for you, yeah?"

What a voice of comfort in times of distress you are, Hagakure.