"I am an incredibly boring man." Jon replied, a rare tone of self depreciation making its way into his voice. "You know I like to read. I like to train - performing taolu to strengthen my fighting skills. I like to run about in the woods. In terms of city life, I'm a fan of getting the odd drink under my belt. A curry and some chips...."

None of this spoke to him in the way it ought to when contemplating taking a Princess out on the town.

"I do enjoy seeing films. Or bowling. Bowling can be quite fun. Not... ah. Not sure if either of those appeals to you or is on offer in your city."