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smash_logs2014-05-10 05:00 pm
ihateplumbers) wrote in smash_logs2014-05-10 05:00 pm
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O, Terrible Insects! In the Bowels of the School: A Chance Meeting! Chance Fate!
Who: Bowser, Hajime
What: Bowser is lost in the catacombs beneath school; Hajime is cosplaying a Magcargo.
Where: The bunkers below the school.
When: Whenever it most pleases.
Warnings: Bowser being a dick.
He was lost, but he wouldn't admit it. He'd been wandering in the bunkers beneath the school for the last two days, with some stupid robots and some koopas, looking for the source of the purple bug things. He was doing this as a favor for Eggman. Okay, fine, he was getting a car out of it, but that was beside the point.
He'd found the purple insects in spades, but he hadn't been able to locate where they were coming from. At this point, his favorite theory was that they were coming in from some other dimension, like those times that Bowser only had two dimensions; they were seeping through the cracks.
He refused to admit that he was lost, of course, because he was Bowser and therefore couldn't possibly be lost, but it had been quiet a while since he'd had seven hams, and he was starting to feel a bit peckish. He should have brought some Magikoopas along - they could probably magic up hams.
The likelihood of Bowser meeting anyone down here who wasn't a highly flammable purple bug was, of course, minuscule. No, Bowser would wander these dark halls until he found his way out, or he expired from ham deficiency.
What: Bowser is lost in the catacombs beneath school; Hajime is cosplaying a Magcargo.
Where: The bunkers below the school.
When: Whenever it most pleases.
Warnings: Bowser being a dick.
He was lost, but he wouldn't admit it. He'd been wandering in the bunkers beneath the school for the last two days, with some stupid robots and some koopas, looking for the source of the purple bug things. He was doing this as a favor for Eggman. Okay, fine, he was getting a car out of it, but that was beside the point.
He'd found the purple insects in spades, but he hadn't been able to locate where they were coming from. At this point, his favorite theory was that they were coming in from some other dimension, like those times that Bowser only had two dimensions; they were seeping through the cracks.
He refused to admit that he was lost, of course, because he was Bowser and therefore couldn't possibly be lost, but it had been quiet a while since he'd had seven hams, and he was starting to feel a bit peckish. He should have brought some Magikoopas along - they could probably magic up hams.
The likelihood of Bowser meeting anyone down here who wasn't a highly flammable purple bug was, of course, minuscule. No, Bowser would wander these dark halls until he found his way out, or he expired from ham deficiency.