Had Max been drinking a delicate cup of tea, this is the moment where he would have spat his drink out comically, eyes agog and his drinking companion covered in tea.
But, as Modern Audiences are beyond these sorts of droll moments, finding them Trite and Overdone, we will find none of this sort of tomfoolery in this story.
Max simply stared at Falcon, as he addressed Itchymarbles. "Crossfit," he said, putting another staple -- KACHUNK -- into the fliers now behind him, "is a school of exercise where the point is to lift weight as fast -- KACHUNK -- and forcefully as you can -- KACHUNK -- for short bursts of intense activity -- KACHUNK -- and the end result is -- KACHUNK -- you don't give a shit about form or safety -- KACHUNK -- 'cause you ain't got time to give a shit about proper form and safety -- KACHUNK -- so guys who do it get hurt way too much." -- KACHUNK.
That flier is in there pretty much forever. It's never going to leave that bulletin board.
A Hideous Revelation of Weakness! A Terrible Unveiling of Betrayal! Oh, Empty Promises, Empty Life!
But, as Modern Audiences are beyond these sorts of droll moments, finding them Trite and Overdone, we will find none of this sort of tomfoolery in this story.
Max simply stared at Falcon, as he addressed Itchymarbles. "Crossfit," he said, putting another staple -- KACHUNK -- into the fliers now behind him, "is a school of exercise where the point is to lift weight as fast -- KACHUNK -- and forcefully as you can -- KACHUNK -- for short bursts of intense activity -- KACHUNK -- and the end result is -- KACHUNK -- you don't give a shit about form or safety -- KACHUNK -- 'cause you ain't got time to give a shit about proper form and safety -- KACHUNK -- so guys who do it get hurt way too much." -- KACHUNK.
That flier is in there pretty much forever. It's never going to leave that bulletin board.