[Well, at least he seemed the amiable sort. That was more than enough for Inigo to forgive him. But what was a Snorlax...?]

The ravenous sort, eh? I bet you know all the best places in town to grab a meal. You'll have to tell me about them sometime! [So he could take girls there on dates, of course.]

I did try the cafeteria! And I talked to the most amazing girl - long, purple hair like satin, skin like bronze and those hips...! Oh, she had hips like a goddess. Have you ever seen hips that moved so perfectly that you thought you were witnessing divine power at work? Oh... [You'd gotten him started, Sonny.]